1 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:10,071 Oh! Oh! 2 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,585 Hollywood! 3 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:10,018 Hollywood! 4 00:08:00,769 --> 00:08:05,311 Get your mind off that dame and back on the job or we'll never get outta here. 5 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:07,311 This war's been goin' on for the last ten years. 6 00:08:07,376 --> 00:08:09,480 You had Japs in Manchuria in 1931, 7 00:08:09,545 --> 00:08:11,715 the Eye-ties in Ethiopia in 1935, 8 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:15,420 the Krauts been blitzkrieging your favorite European tourist attractions the last 3 years. 9 00:08:15,484 --> 00:08:18,189 Last year in Africa, it took General O'Connor and his British tanks two months... 10 00:08:18,254 --> 00:08:21,526 to grab Libya and it took Rommel 12 days to get it back. 11 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:24,261 Jesus! Look at this creamation! 12 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:26,263 You're supposed to be drying dishes, not killing people. 13 00:08:26,328 --> 00:08:28,833 Give me that turkey leg. I'll shove it up your ass. 14 00:08:28,898 --> 00:08:30,901 What's the matter with you? Look at all this good food over here. 15 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:35,909 - Pop, Wally made me cook! - Wally, my ass! Look here! Perfectly good eggs! 16 00:08:35,971 --> 00:08:38,643 What the hell's the matter with you, throwing away food like that? 17 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,680 Put it back over the stove, warm it up for them fellows out there. 18 00:08:41,744 --> 00:08:45,685 Let's mutilate this food before they can serve it to anyone else. 19 00:08:45,748 --> 00:08:47,952 They are so disgusting. 20 00:08:48,017 --> 00:08:49,954 If you don't quit hanging around with that playboy, 21 00:08:50,019 --> 00:08:52,557 you gonna end up with a record you can't play on the jukebox. 22 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:54,558 - But, Pops- - Pops? I ain't your Pops! 23 00:08:54,623 --> 00:08:58,029 But, Pops, I've been practicin' all week. I'm takin' dancing lessons. 24 00:08:58,094 --> 00:09:01,367 - I seen you dance. You can't dance worth a spit. 25 00:09:01,431 --> 00:09:03,368 Give me that thing. Jesus. 26 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:06,138 When are you gonna remember which side of the tracks you come from, boy? 27 00:09:06,203 --> 00:09:08,440 - We need more coffee. - Coming right up. 28 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:12,779 Clean that place up right there! 29 00:09:19,749 --> 00:09:22,354 What's your problem, kid? You got ants in your pants? 30 00:09:22,419 --> 00:09:24,656 I was just practicing some dance steps. 31 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,657 - Dance steps? - Mm-hmm. 32 00:09:26,723 --> 00:09:29,662 You got somethin' to be dancin' about, bub? 33 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:32,063 - I don't know. Maybe I do. - Maybe you do? 34 00:09:32,129 --> 00:09:35,936 There's a war on, pal. I want to know why you're not in uniform. 35 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:38,169 I want to know what you're doin' dancin' around tables. 36 00:09:38,235 --> 00:09:40,272 I want to know why you're not in the Army. 37 00:09:40,337 --> 00:09:43,577 - 'Cause I don't take orders from anybody. - A tough guy, huh? 38 00:09:43,641 --> 00:09:45,978 Whoa! 39 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:49,783 Are you okay? I'm really sorry. 40 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:53,220 - I'm terribly sorry. - You got egg on my uniform. 41 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:55,955 - I'm very sorry. - I hate eggs. 42 00:09:56,019 --> 00:09:59,292 - Eggs are good for you. - I can't stand eggs. I hate eggs. 43 00:09:59,357 --> 00:10:02,296 - Look out, Wally. - Watch it! He's got a leg. 44 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:06,101 That ain't the way you do it! 45 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:08,101 Can it, Sitarski! Save it for the Japs! 46 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,203 For cryin' out loud, Sarge. Look at this bozo. 47 00:10:10,268 --> 00:10:12,205 Anybody who wears a shirt like that is askin' for it. 48 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,240 He's an American, Sitarski. 49 00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:16,742 If it's one thing we don't want, it's seeing Americans fighting Americans. 50 00:10:16,808 --> 00:10:19,078 I won't stand for that. Not here, not anywhere. 51 00:10:19,143 --> 00:10:21,680 We've had our chow. Move out. 52 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,252 - You okay, kid? - You're not gonna tip him, are ya, Sarge? 53 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:28,656 - That's okay. I don't need your tip. - I think you do. 54 00:10:28,719 --> 00:10:31,390 Get rid of that shirt. It's in bad taste. 55 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:34,027 Come on! Clean them floors up like I told ya! 56 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,696 Floors haven't been washed in 10 years. It'll take me all night. 57 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,833 I don't give a damn if it takes 20 years. 58 00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:42,101 He can't work tonight. Tonight's his big night. 59 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,771 - Tonight's the night of the Jitterbug contest. - Jitterbug? Hell! 60 00:10:44,836 --> 00:10:46,806 That reminds me. Kill them cockroaches in that flour sack. 61 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:50,778 Pop, he can't work. He's gotta dance! 62 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:53,781 Pop! Pop! You can't do this to me! 63 00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:57,919 I'll do anything! I gotta get that money! I gotta get that suit! 64 00:10:57,982 --> 00:11:00,354 Only way you'll get a suit is steal one. 65 00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:03,858 - Now scram! Get out! - Ow! Oh! 66 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:07,795 Easy come, easy go. 67 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:11,233 Oh, no, you think that's gonna stop me? 68 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:16,239 Nothing's gonna stop me from being with Betty Douglas tonight. 69 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,706 - Um, Miss Fitzroy? - Yes, Betty? 70 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:22,777 Does this mean we won't be allowed to dance with civilians tonight? 71 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,412 That is correct. 72 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:29,886 In fact, civilians will no longer be permitted in this facility. 73 00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:34,356 The world is changing, girls, and we have to change with it. 74 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,724 These men in uniform are after one thing- 75 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:40,027 I don't want to hear any more talk about your precious morality. 76 00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:42,730 Morale. Now that is what is important. 77 00:11:42,794 --> 00:11:45,900 You are gonna have to smile at men... 78 00:11:45,964 --> 00:11:48,836 who you would never give a second glance to in peacetime. 79 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:50,938 Yes, Miss Fitzroy. 80 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,942 Make polite conversation with men whose minds are in the gutter. 81 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,009 Yes, Miss Fitzroy. 82 00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:59,982 You are gonna have to dance and dance close with men you might find repulsive. 83 00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:01,983 Eww! 84 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:15,299 Oh, heaven, heaven. Some of them are really cute! 85 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:18,266 I want you! 86 00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:19,767 Eight o'clock! 87 00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:21,267 I can't take it! 88 00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:23,071 - Seven-thirty! - I love you! 89 00:12:23,136 --> 00:12:24,939 Tonight! 90 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,274 I love you! 91 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:35,454 That's all Reed Jack, one of our better boogie-woogie suits. 92 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:39,457 - And very expensive. - Excuse me. What do you mean by that? 93 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:43,628 It's just that I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing when you came in. 94 00:12:43,691 --> 00:12:47,498 My good man, are you accusing me of not having enough dough to pay for this? 95 00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:49,965 - Shh! - I might as well leave this store. 96 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:53,569 No. Come back. Try on the hat. It goes with the suit. 97 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:56,306 You know what I mean? 98 00:13:01,075 --> 00:13:05,049 It's not gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It's not gonna work. 99 00:13:05,112 --> 00:13:07,182 Elsewhere in the news, it's been reported... 100 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:11,388 that two squadrons of Japanese planes flew over San Francisco last night. 101 00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:15,926 They bombed Pearl Harbor. Now they're going to come here. 102 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:19,564 They bombed Pearl Harbor! Now they're going to come here! 103 00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:24,568 Thank you, but no, thank you. I have changed my mind. 104 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:27,704 - I do not want it! - What do you mean you changed your mind? 105 00:13:27,769 --> 00:13:30,641 - I'm sorry, sir. I am taking it off. - But you wanted a suit. 106 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:34,946 I learned one thing today: I will never shop east of Beverly Hills. 107 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:38,616 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas. 108 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,252 It ain't gonna work. 109 00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:42,818 Why do I always have troubles on Christmas- 110 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:46,157 It's not gonna work. 111 00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:50,729 - Why can't I have a- What? Oh, my God. 112 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:54,032 God. 113 00:13:57,832 --> 00:14:01,439 Air raid. Japs. Japs! 114 00:14:01,503 --> 00:14:04,442 Japs! 115 00:14:04,506 --> 00:14:07,511 Get outta my way! 116 00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:11,884 Air raid! 117 00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:14,550 I never thought they'd be this nervous. 118 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:18,090 Hi, girls. Your first air raid? Are you two sisters? 119 00:14:18,153 --> 00:14:21,192 - Get lost! - We want a man! 120 00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:23,393 Soldier! Soldier! Help us! 121 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:26,431 Hey, Wally, I think we swiped the wrong style. 122 00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:29,467 - What? - Those gals are khaki wacky! 123 00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:31,936 - They're what? - Look at that! 124 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,507 - Dames are falling for uniforms. - I don't want dames! 125 00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:37,741 All I want is to dance with Betty tonight. 126 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:40,846 Come on! Let's get outta here! 127 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:45,286 Everybody, down! Everybody, down! 128 00:14:45,347 --> 00:14:48,486 This is your diagonal warning! 129 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:48,551 Everybody, down! 130 00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:04,975 Oh, no. 131 00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:30,801 Fill 'er up. Ethyl. 132 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,538 Where? 133 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:40,678 It was just a case of war nerves. Two squadrons of Japanese heroes- 134 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,514 The Japs tried to bomb San Francisco last night. 135 00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:48,054 Two squadrons of Jap heroes. I've been trackin' them ever since. 136 00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,420 I lost them somewhere over Fresno. 137 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:53,424 Radio says that's not true about San Francisco. 138 00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:56,293 - It was just a case of war nerves. - War nerves? 139 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:59,597 - Yeah. - Who said, "war nerves"? 140 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:02,934 I heard it on that radio there. 141 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,139 - Radio's wrong. - Oh, my God! 142 00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,914 Oh, shit! 143 00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:21,985 Oh! 144 00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:24,556 Stop that plane! 145 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:29,895 Stop! Stop! Damn it! Stop! 146 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:41,942 Madness. It's the only word to describe it. 147 00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:45,277 This isn't the state of California. This is a state of insanity. 148 00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:48,113 General Stilwell, Colonel Grant suggests dispatching... 149 00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:50,748 guard units to all the city reservoirs. 150 00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:54,687 Intelligence suspects that Fifth Columnists are going to... 151 00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:57,857 "pour poison into the water supply. " 152 00:16:57,921 --> 00:17:01,193 And G-2 should pour knockout drops into the water supply. 153 00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:04,229 Maybe the people of the city would calm down and leave the war to the Army. 154 00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:14,106 Stand off! 155 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:17,310 Sir? Sir? The General. 156 00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,578 - My fingers. I need them over here. - Do you hear sirens? 157 00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:22,348 - Captain Birkhead. General Stilwell is here. - Do I hear sirens? 158 00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,916 Ow! Oh! Sirens! 159 00:17:24,982 --> 00:17:27,687 - What are you doin'? I'm not finished yet. - Oh! 160 00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:32,760 - Sorry, Captain. Captain, what's your name again? - Loomis Birkhead. 161 00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:36,363 - Sorry, Captain Birkhead, but that's General Stilwell. - Wait! 162 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:40,600 - I've got to get my story! - I was just giving it to you. 163 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:46,841 I'll tell ya, DuBois, there are positive and negative aspects... 164 00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:49,943 about being a general's aide. 165 00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,445 The general couldn't have been a couple more minutes late, could he? 166 00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:55,716 It is wartime, and we all have to make sacrifices. 167 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,986 Here he comes! 168 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,588 - You have a telegram from Colonel Maddox, sir? - Madman Maddox? 169 00:18:01,652 --> 00:18:03,622 - What does he want? - Troops, sir. 170 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:06,760 Troops? It's a practice bombing range in Barstow in the middle of the desert. 171 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,563 What's he want troops for? Give me that. 172 00:18:09,627 --> 00:18:12,432 "Request emergency troops. Invasion imminent. 173 00:18:12,497 --> 00:18:17,240 Suspect hidden Jap airfield in Pomona alfalfa fields. " 174 00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:20,240 I blame myself. I put that lunatic out there. 175 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:24,345 Jesus H. Christ, DuBois. Is that the General's new secretary? 176 00:18:24,409 --> 00:18:26,579 Yes, sir. She came in from G-2 this morning. 177 00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:31,353 - Not bad, huh? - Not bad? She's a goddess. A goddamn goddess! 178 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,889 That is Donna Stratton. I knew her back in Washington. 179 00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:38,392 She has got this thing for planes. 180 00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:41,528 One of those real high-flyin' types, huh? 181 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:43,529 I've never seen anything like it. 182 00:18:43,594 --> 00:18:45,631 She's got planes on the brain. 183 00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:50,038 His brother had all those political connections in Georgia. What could I do? 184 00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:52,841 Tell him to hold his position. I'll send someone up there later. 185 00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:55,509 Where's Birkhead? He's supposed to have my lunch. 186 00:18:55,574 --> 00:18:59,147 B-17. 187 00:18:59,211 --> 00:19:02,050 Ooh. 188 00:19:02,114 --> 00:19:06,523 No man has ever gotten to first base with her on the ground. 189 00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:10,426 But get her into a plane, she'll bat your balls right out of the park. 190 00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:13,160 - You can fly, sir? - Who said anything about flying? 191 00:19:13,225 --> 00:19:17,634 I just gotta get her into that plane. I'll fake the rest. 192 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,518 Hello, Donna. 193 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:41,824 Donna Stratton, after all this time. How long has it been? 194 00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:44,092 Not long enough. 195 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,160 You're not still sore, are you, Donna? 196 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,931 Yes! In a number of places. 197 00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:51,332 Same old Donna. 198 00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:53,366 Listen, I got a great idea. 199 00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:56,271 Why don't we get together for dinner tonight? We got a lot to talk about. 200 00:20:00,673 --> 00:20:05,716 What could you and I possibly have to talk about? 201 00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:07,982 Airplanes. 202 00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:11,587 I seem to recall that you always had a very keen interest in aircraft. 203 00:20:11,651 --> 00:20:13,588 Now, take this B-17, for example. 204 00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:18,095 A woman like you is bound to appreciate a plane like the 17. 205 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:22,300 After all, it's big. It's the biggest one here. 206 00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:25,267 You know what else? It's got a lot of range. 207 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,501 - You know what I mean by range, don't you? - Oh, sure. 208 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:32,443 It can stay up for a long time. A very long time. 209 00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:35,110 It's built firm and solid. 210 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:40,687 It has to be, because of its tremendous forward thrust. 211 00:20:40,748 --> 00:20:45,189 And when this baby delivers its payload, 212 00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:47,222 devastating. 213 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:54,665 - Oh, Captain. Let's get something straight. - Please do. 214 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,633 I don't like you. I don't like the way you act. 215 00:20:57,698 --> 00:21:01,772 I especially don't like your immature sexual innuendos. 216 00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:03,838 - I was just kidding. - The B-17 happens to be... 217 00:21:03,904 --> 00:21:06,609 - the most valuable strategic air bomber... - Damn it! 218 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:10,281 - When I went to flight school, we were taught to secure these. - in the United States Air Corps. 219 00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:13,217 I didn't know you went to flight school. 220 00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:16,120 I only logged in a couple of hours in a little Beechcraft Trainer... 221 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:19,223 before I got kicked out- upstairs to become the General's aide. 222 00:21:19,287 --> 00:21:22,660 - But can you fly the B-17? - B-17? 223 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:24,994 - Can you fly the B-25? - A plane's a plane. 224 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,097 - Can you fly the 24 Liberator? - Propeller and four wings. 225 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,132 Can you fly the 38 Lightning? 226 00:21:29,197 --> 00:21:31,301 You can fly one, you can fly them all. 227 00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:33,403 Sure, I could fly the 17. 228 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:37,909 I'm sorry, Captain. I didn't realize you had a serious interest in strategic bombers. 229 00:21:37,973 --> 00:21:40,712 Donna, my interest is very strategic. 230 00:21:40,775 --> 00:21:40,775 How would you like me to show you the cockpit? 231 00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:50,126 First let me say the possibility of the Japs bombing us is, at best, remote. 232 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:54,163 However, we're installing antiaircraft batteries all over town. 233 00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:58,200 In addition, we have a vast network of civil defense volunteer aircraft spotters... 234 00:21:58,263 --> 00:22:00,200 keeping a constant vigil. 235 00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:05,108 They report their sightings directly to Interceptor Command Headquarters. 236 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:08,109 In the event of a sighting that cannot be immediately identified by Headquarters, 237 00:22:08,174 --> 00:22:11,513 we go to a condition yellow as a precaution. 238 00:22:11,577 --> 00:22:15,685 The aircraft maintains its position and attempts to identify it fail, 239 00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,952 we go to a condition blue. 240 00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:23,394 The situation persists, we cannot establish radio contact, we go to a red alert. 241 00:22:23,455 --> 00:22:27,129 During a red alert, air raid sirens will sound. 242 00:22:27,193 --> 00:22:32,036 All lights must be turned out. Searchlights will scan the skies for enemy aircraft. 243 00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:34,202 Gun crews will be at ready. 244 00:22:34,267 --> 00:22:36,204 I hope. 245 00:22:36,269 --> 00:22:38,641 Clear the props! 246 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:43,146 Boost pump on. Energize. Engage. Ignition! 247 00:22:43,209 --> 00:22:46,549 Are we cleared for takeoff? 248 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:49,084 B-17, two, seven, one. 249 00:22:49,148 --> 00:22:52,020 Cleared for takeoff on runway one-eight. 250 00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:54,022 Winds from the southwest. 251 00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:57,092 - You want the stick? - Yes, yes, yes. Give it to me. 252 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:03,233 All right. Now. 253 00:23:03,297 --> 00:23:06,770 We are rolling. 254 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,872 We're rolling down that runway... 255 00:23:09,936 --> 00:23:12,976 faster and faster. 256 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,644 - I don't feel any thrust. - Don't worry. You will! 257 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,547 You will. All right, all right. 258 00:23:18,611 --> 00:23:21,183 Max power! We're past the point of rejection. 259 00:23:21,248 --> 00:23:24,755 - Get your nose up! Pull back on that stick! 260 00:23:26,553 --> 00:23:29,191 Oh, very good. 261 00:23:29,256 --> 00:23:31,593 Landing gear up. 262 00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:36,000 And now we're leveling off at 20,000 feet. 263 00:23:36,063 --> 00:23:37,866 Turn the wheel to the right. 264 00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:43,773 Good. We're at 20,000 feet. 265 00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:47,275 Ow! 266 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,479 - What's that? - Nothing. It was a little turbulence. 267 00:23:49,543 --> 00:23:51,847 We hit an air pocket. Nothing to worry about. 268 00:23:51,912 --> 00:23:54,450 Objectives in sight. 269 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,953 We peer down the bomb sight. 270 00:23:57,017 --> 00:23:59,222 We're on target. 271 00:23:59,287 --> 00:24:02,993 We open the bomb bay doors. 272 00:24:08,964 --> 00:24:12,503 We are getting closer and closer. 273 00:24:12,566 --> 00:24:16,006 We are approaching target. 274 00:24:16,071 --> 00:24:20,747 You're almost there. Here we go, Donna. Here we go. 275 00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:23,714 Bombs away. 276 00:24:23,778 --> 00:24:26,750 Who's playing in the cockpit? Goddamn it! 277 00:24:26,815 --> 00:24:29,352 - Mission scrubbed. - Oh, Donna! 278 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,222 Sorry to have to bail out, Loomis, but it just won't work on the ground. 279 00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:34,859 I tried it in the simulator once. It was no good there either. 280 00:24:34,923 --> 00:24:36,893 We've got to be airborne. 281 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:39,362 But, Donna, listen. We'll try a different flight plan. 282 00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:42,567 We are divebombing Tokyo. 283 00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:46,237 I'd like to say one final word about bombs. 284 00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:49,241 The eventuality of an air raid on this city is highly unlikely. 285 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:53,513 Oh, Donna. You can't do this to me. You don't know what I've been through today. 286 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,448 Loomis, my father was a drill sergeant in the Marine Corps. 287 00:24:56,512 --> 00:25:00,586 He taught me how to defend myself. Now, leave me alone. 288 00:25:00,649 --> 00:25:03,688 Donna, please- 289 00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:09,561 As long as I am here, I can assure you, 290 00:25:09,624 --> 00:25:12,396 there will be no bombs dropped here. 291 00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:26,008 We think we've located Captain Birkhead, sir. 292 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:45,603 Okay, okay. 293 00:25:45,665 --> 00:25:48,169 Bye! See you later! 294 00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:52,007 Bye-bye! 295 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,911 Maxine, I don't know why I ever listen to you. 296 00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:58,716 I can't do this to Wally. You know he's been waiting a long time for this. 297 00:25:58,779 --> 00:26:01,784 - He's even learning how to dance. - Forget about Wally. 298 00:26:01,848 --> 00:26:04,420 Think of all those soldiers and sailors we'll be dancing with tonight. 299 00:26:04,485 --> 00:26:07,892 I can't forget about Wally. 300 00:26:07,955 --> 00:26:11,161 What are you gonna do? Turn your back on those brave men in uniform... 301 00:26:11,225 --> 00:26:13,262 so you can dance with some criminal? 302 00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:17,001 Wally is not a criminal. He's just- He's just original- 303 00:26:17,065 --> 00:26:20,137 - He stole your father's car. That's really original. 304 00:26:20,201 --> 00:26:24,242 - Wally? What are you doing here? - Betty? 305 00:26:24,305 --> 00:26:27,310 Oh, my God. If my father catches you here, he'll kill you. 306 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:32,184 I paid my debt to society. Your father has a brand-new auto, a new garage. 307 00:26:32,246 --> 00:26:34,183 Did the fire insurance pay for all this? 308 00:26:34,248 --> 00:26:37,822 My dad it can't possibly cover what he's gonna do to you if he sees you again. 309 00:26:37,885 --> 00:26:42,427 I had to show you the new set of drapes I picked up for the dance this evening. 310 00:26:42,491 --> 00:26:47,801 Look at this. A wreath pleat, a stuffed cuff and a wreath sleeve. Snazzy, huh? 311 00:26:47,862 --> 00:26:51,970 - Watch these new steps! - I have to talk to you. 312 00:26:52,033 --> 00:26:55,573 - Would you listen? - You can forget about the dance tonight. 313 00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:58,275 They won't let you near the place dressed like that. 314 00:26:58,340 --> 00:27:01,112 It's a USO club now for servicemen only. 315 00:27:01,176 --> 00:27:04,715 - And we're hostesses. - What do you mean, "hostesses"? 316 00:27:04,779 --> 00:27:08,052 - That like a waitress? - It means we can only dance with servicemen. 317 00:27:08,117 --> 00:27:10,354 - Real men. - What do you mean? 318 00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:13,826 You joined some organization that tells you who you can and can't dance with? 319 00:27:13,889 --> 00:27:18,264 You're talking about the USO! 320 00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:20,932 Where does that leave us, Betty? 321 00:27:20,996 --> 00:27:24,435 Look, I know you don't owe me anything. 322 00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:28,709 But I've been lookin' forward to this night for a long, long time. 323 00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:31,375 - What am I supposed to do? - Get a uniform. 324 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,378 This is my uniform! 325 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:37,116 I'm an American too, and there's a lot of things I have to do. 326 00:27:37,179 --> 00:27:39,918 I have to do my part, Wally. 327 00:27:39,982 --> 00:27:42,220 There's a lot of lonely servicemen out there. 328 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:46,559 - I don't want to see them stuck on some German- - Bayonet. 329 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,829 Do you wanna go with me tonight? Yes or no? 330 00:27:49,892 --> 00:27:51,495 - Yes. - Betty. 331 00:27:51,561 --> 00:27:53,498 Think about those guys. 332 00:27:53,563 --> 00:27:56,368 I mean, no. I mean, yes. 333 00:27:56,432 --> 00:27:58,736 The hairy chests and the hairy arms- 334 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,272 I don't know! I don't know! 335 00:28:01,337 --> 00:28:04,609 You're gettin' me confused. 336 00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:06,745 I'm just confused. 337 00:28:06,809 --> 00:28:08,746 Oh, okay. Okay. 338 00:28:08,811 --> 00:28:10,748 Wait. Look. 339 00:28:10,813 --> 00:28:13,417 I'll meet ya in front of the dance hall at 8:00. 340 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:17,057 If they won't let me in, we can go see a movie. 341 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:21,696 Okay? There's that new Walt Disney cartoon playin' around. 342 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:23,094 Dumbo! 343 00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:28,701 Oh, my God. Here comes my father. 344 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,037 And he's got a gun! 345 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:35,874 Quick, Wally. Go out the garage door. 346 00:28:35,939 --> 00:28:37,876 I'll stall him. 347 00:28:39,643 --> 00:28:43,817 Come on! Oh! Hello? Come on! 348 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,917 - Hi, Dad. - Hi. How are you? 349 00:28:45,982 --> 00:28:47,919 - Dad, I'd like you to meet my friend. - Hi! 350 00:28:47,985 --> 00:28:49,120 It won't open! 351 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,823 Dad, Dad, I joined the USO. 352 00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:54,560 Yes, I know. You told me, dear. We all got to do what we can. 353 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,907 Aha! 354 00:29:16,313 --> 00:29:19,653 Shit. I didn't hear any gunshots. He must have got away. 355 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,988 What's that rug- That's my hat! 356 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:24,156 Gus, Gus, wait 'til they step on it. 357 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,158 That's my brand-new hat. 358 00:29:32,864 --> 00:29:34,367 Surrender! 359 00:29:34,432 --> 00:29:38,439 - Macey Douglas, what is the meaning of this? - What is this? 360 00:29:38,503 --> 00:29:41,842 Jap trap. We're gonna cover it over with sticks and stuff. 361 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,443 Dad says when the Japs sneak up, they'll fall in. 362 00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:47,681 I'm going to kill you. 363 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:50,251 Wait 'til I get out of here, I'm gonna murder you! 364 00:29:50,315 --> 00:29:50,315 You dug your own grave. 365 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,402 Ward Douglas. 366 00:30:05,467 --> 00:30:09,843 Wow! Look what we're getting. 367 00:30:09,906 --> 00:30:13,546 I will not have guns in this house. 368 00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:18,952 Uh, excuse us, ma'am. 369 00:30:19,014 --> 00:30:22,755 Heads up! 370 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:25,658 Hello? 371 00:30:25,721 --> 00:30:28,158 Sorry, ma'am. Our gun kind of got away on us there. 372 00:30:28,224 --> 00:30:30,962 - All right, move it back! Come on! - Shit! Oh, sorry. 373 00:30:31,026 --> 00:30:33,297 Come on, move it out! Back it up, ya foul-ups. 374 00:30:33,362 --> 00:30:36,334 Let's go, Reese. Move it out easy now. 375 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,369 Come on, Foley. Get in here and push. 376 00:30:38,434 --> 00:30:42,909 - Gee whiz. - Corporal Sitarski, get on that wheel. Come on! 377 00:30:42,972 --> 00:30:44,909 All right. Sitarski, lock it up! 378 00:30:45,975 --> 00:30:48,746 - Ow! - Watch yourself. 379 00:30:48,811 --> 00:30:51,716 Attention, Foley, Sitarski, Reese, let's go! 380 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:53,752 Fall in on the double. Hustle, hustle! 381 00:30:53,817 --> 00:30:56,923 Oh, my God! My roses! 382 00:30:56,986 --> 00:31:00,092 Ten-hut! At ease. 383 00:31:00,156 --> 00:31:03,161 Sir, Sergeant Frank Tree, United States Army Tenth Armored Division. 384 00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:06,398 Mr. Ward Herbert Douglas, 1313 Pelican Way? 385 00:31:06,462 --> 00:31:08,934 Yes. 386 00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:13,941 Uh-huh. The Coast Artillery Command has determined your property... 387 00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:17,744 to be strategically advantageous for the installation... 388 00:31:17,808 --> 00:31:20,245 of an enemy aircraft defense battery. 389 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:23,014 What? 390 00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:28,190 We want to put this 40 millimeter antiaircraft gun in your yard, sir. 391 00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:32,926 Joan, they want to put this gun in our yard. 392 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:36,063 No. Absolutely not. I refuse to let you... 393 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:38,697 bring the war into my own front yard. 394 00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:41,200 Joan. Joan dearest. Uh- 395 00:31:41,265 --> 00:31:44,537 That's the point, isn't it? Whose front yard is this? 396 00:31:44,601 --> 00:31:49,277 Is it Toio's front yard? Is it Hirohito's front yard? No. It's my front yard. 397 00:31:49,339 --> 00:31:53,213 It was bought and paid for in the free marketplace. 398 00:31:53,277 --> 00:31:55,314 I am going to defend it. 399 00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:58,953 Then join the Civilian Defense. You could become a block warden. 400 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:03,526 I'm not going to run around like Angelo Scioli with a whistle and flashlight, 401 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,525 hollering, "Lights out. " 402 00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:11,431 Alma! After the war, I'll turn it back to a car. 403 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,069 - Right now it's a tank for the Civil Defense. - Angelo. 404 00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:20,307 You promised me a lawn chair on the beach... 405 00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:22,808 in front of Ward's house with binoculars. 406 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,748 That was originally. You still got a chair. You still got binoculars. 407 00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:31,053 Only now you're on top of the ferris wheel in the amusement park. 408 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,052 You don't understand. 409 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,523 I've got a little problem. 410 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:39,160 I'm afraid of heights. Yeah, yeah. 411 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,862 Can't look down from high up. 412 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:44,031 What do you call that? Hydrophobia? 413 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:47,301 - Acrophobia. - No problem. Won't bother ya. 414 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,404 You never look down. You just look up. 415 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:54,008 You sit on top of the ferris wheel with your binoculars spotting aircraft. 416 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:57,880 - You never look down. Up, up, up- - Who's with me? 417 00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:01,115 - Oh, I got a wonderful guy. Very simpatico. - Good man? 418 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:04,184 Calm, cool, collected, balanced. 419 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:06,587 - He knows all about heights? An expert? 420 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,557 This person is an expert about everything. 421 00:33:09,622 --> 00:33:11,759 Calma. 422 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:15,096 That's not defense, Joan. This is defense. 423 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:19,133 - Ward, I have to talk- - Sir, ma'am, please. Let's not fight. 424 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:22,971 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's seeing Americans fighting Americans. 425 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:28,479 If you let them keep that gun in our yard, our home will be a target. 426 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,779 Joan, we're all targets in this war. 427 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,282 At least we will be able to shoot back. 428 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,185 - How do I work this thing, Sergeant? - You shouldn't touch it. 429 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:40,254 There will be a gunnery crew here on Monday to man the ordnance. 430 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,525 - Monday? - Yes, sir. 431 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:46,328 - Where will they go to the bathroom? - Oh. 432 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:49,999 Remember I saw him first. He's mine. 433 00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:52,534 I will not allow you to bring the war into my front yard. 434 00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:55,504 Hello, hello, hello. 435 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:58,740 Sitarski! Quit goldbrickin'! Go in that garage, 436 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:01,042 find a cement block and stabilize that ordnance. 437 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:03,044 - Move it! - Yes, sir! 438 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:07,985 - You heard your boss. Put me down. - Anything you say, doll. 439 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:14,122 - Come on, get the lead out! Move, move, move! - Yes, sir! 440 00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:17,660 Sergeant, there's no way this gun can go off by itself, is there? 441 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:20,296 Actually, I'm a motor pool maintenance sergeant. 442 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,297 I don't know too much about the gunnery stuff. 443 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:25,201 However, I can tell you this material is a 40 millimeter automatic gun... 444 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:27,235 effective against low-flying aerial targets. 445 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,604 The gun will displace a 1.96 pound, high-explosive armor- 446 00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:32,074 Count to ten. 447 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:36,781 One, two- 448 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:45,990 How can we make sure that the gun doesn't go off? 449 00:34:46,053 --> 00:34:49,292 The upper part of the gun carriage is capable of... 450 00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:52,963 a full 360 degree traverse with a maximum barrel elevation of 90 degrees. 451 00:34:56,097 --> 00:34:58,936 This is a cement block. 452 00:35:04,905 --> 00:35:07,377 Projectile at 2,960 feet per second- 453 00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:14,785 - Don't they teach you manners in the Army? - You're right. I'm sorry. 454 00:35:14,849 --> 00:35:19,191 I'm Corporal Chuck Sitarski, United States Army. 455 00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:25,698 But, uh, my good friends call me Stretch. 456 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,069 How are ya? Aw, look, I'm sorry I dropped you in that hole. 457 00:35:30,132 --> 00:35:32,569 Listen, you got a little thing in your hair- 458 00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:35,538 I'll tell you what. If it makes you feel any better, 459 00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:37,573 why don't you haul off and slug me? 460 00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:41,980 - Plant one right here on my kisser. - I don't want to hit you. 461 00:35:42,043 --> 00:35:46,418 - Make a fist. - All right. 462 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,417 You shouldn't touch the ordnance at all. 463 00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:51,989 But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever... 464 00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:53,990 - to the rear. - Never. 465 00:35:54,055 --> 00:35:57,395 Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here. 466 00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:59,496 - You would never put the ammunition- - No, sir. Never. 467 00:35:59,561 --> 00:36:01,498 You never restore this lever to firing position. 468 00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:04,034 Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. 469 00:36:04,099 --> 00:36:06,971 Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here... 470 00:36:07,035 --> 00:36:08,972 - and at the rear here. - Never. 471 00:36:09,037 --> 00:36:11,876 If an ordinary Joe like me... 472 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:15,314 went to one of those fancy USO dances, 473 00:36:15,377 --> 00:36:18,883 and he saw an awful pretty girl like you, and- 474 00:36:18,948 --> 00:36:21,018 And he wanted to ask her to dance, 475 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:23,888 - you think maybe she'd, uh, say, uh- - Yes? 476 00:36:23,953 --> 00:36:26,892 Yeah. 477 00:36:28,257 --> 00:36:29,626 Don't listen to that jerk! 478 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:31,127 You! 479 00:36:31,194 --> 00:36:34,366 You! 480 00:36:34,429 --> 00:36:36,533 - You! - You. 481 00:36:36,598 --> 00:36:41,542 You... have a really serious wardrobe problem, kid. 482 00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:45,745 It's isn't fair! No! No! 483 00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:51,984 put me down! No! No! No, no, no, no, no! 484 00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:56,222 I'm gonna be there at 8:00 in front of the Crystal Ballroom. I'll meet you there! 485 00:36:56,286 --> 00:36:58,857 - No, you won't! - Yes, I will! 486 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:02,495 - No, you won't! - Yes, I will! 487 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:02,558 No, you won't. 488 00:38:49,037 --> 00:38:52,511 Holly... wood- 489 00:39:03,086 --> 00:39:05,523 Hollywood. 490 00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:08,059 Hollywood- 491 00:39:08,124 --> 00:39:11,163 Tsk. 492 00:39:11,227 --> 00:39:15,101 Pinewood. 493 00:39:15,164 --> 00:39:18,036 Cheese! 494 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:21,942 - Cheese! - Okay. 495 00:39:22,005 --> 00:39:24,542 496 00:39:24,606 --> 00:39:27,078 497 00:39:27,143 --> 00:39:30,650 to guessin' or- 498 00:39:32,215 --> 00:39:34,887 499 00:39:36,319 --> 00:39:40,961 That's one thing I can do 500 00:39:43,026 --> 00:39:46,833 That's a bad one to bust 501 00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:50,303 He's- 502 00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:53,071 Hey! 503 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:28,744 Well, it's kind of skinny around the bottom, but what the heck. 504 00:40:34,745 --> 00:40:37,282 Well, I'll be doggoned. 505 00:40:37,349 --> 00:40:40,187 Where'd you little bastards come from? 506 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:44,726 Thought you could hide from old Holly, didn't ya? 507 00:40:44,788 --> 00:40:46,925 Doggone it. 508 00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:49,261 You get smaller every year. 509 00:40:50,328 --> 00:40:53,434 Oh, shoot! Fire, fire, fire! 510 00:40:57,068 --> 00:40:59,472 Now, that's a nice one right there. 511 00:40:59,537 --> 00:41:01,741 Yes, sir, that one there. 512 00:41:08,612 --> 00:41:12,754 I'm gonna have to try that again. 513 00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:22,998 Whoa! Jesus palomino! Walkin' trees! 514 00:41:31,669 --> 00:41:34,306 Holly... wood. 515 00:41:34,373 --> 00:41:38,547 Hollywood. Hollywood! 516 00:41:38,611 --> 00:41:41,015 Banzai! Banzai! 517 00:41:58,964 --> 00:42:02,370 Uh-huh. I'm lost. 518 00:42:10,075 --> 00:42:13,281 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 519 00:42:13,345 --> 00:42:15,015 Oooh! 520 00:42:26,759 --> 00:42:30,265 Huh? 521 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:33,201 Huh? 522 00:42:37,370 --> 00:42:40,074 Oh. 523 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:42,177 Ah. 524 00:42:43,443 --> 00:42:46,482 are big and bright 525 00:42:48,548 --> 00:42:50,485 the heart of Texas 526 00:42:53,653 --> 00:42:55,623 Starved. 527 00:42:55,689 --> 00:42:57,626 Can opener! 528 00:43:08,969 --> 00:43:12,508 Ha-ha! Ho-ho! Ha-Ha! 529 00:43:13,608 --> 00:43:15,712 Does that gun work? 530 00:43:15,775 --> 00:43:17,712 You ain't gonna shoot nobody, are you? 531 00:43:17,777 --> 00:43:20,916 You ought to get some oil on that thing. You shouldn't leave it settin' out. 532 00:43:20,981 --> 00:43:23,920 - Down there? What is it? A Winchester? 533 00:43:23,984 --> 00:43:25,954 That's what I got, a Winchester. 534 00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:28,691 Lever action, shoots like a house on fire. 535 00:43:28,755 --> 00:43:32,662 You ought to try to pick one up- Don't go stepping on me. 536 00:43:32,727 --> 00:43:35,599 Ought to try to pick one up while you're over here. 537 00:43:35,663 --> 00:43:37,933 Damn good gun. 538 00:43:39,933 --> 00:43:41,870 Ah! 539 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:56,087 You sneaky little bastards ain't gettin' doodily shit outta me, 540 00:43:56,150 --> 00:44:00,191 except maybe my name, rank and social security number. 541 00:44:00,254 --> 00:44:04,161 Wood, Hollis P. Lumberjack. 542 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,266 Social security: 1-O-6... 543 00:44:08,329 --> 00:44:11,769 4-3... 2-1-8-5. 544 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,807 Where Hollywood? 545 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:20,510 - Right here. - What? 546 00:44:20,576 --> 00:44:23,047 You're lookin' at him. 547 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,782 - Who? - Hollis Wood. 548 00:44:25,846 --> 00:44:28,183 Where? 549 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:32,224 I'm right here. Shoot. Can't ya understand plain English? 550 00:44:32,287 --> 00:44:35,126 - Hollywood? - Huh? 551 00:44:35,190 --> 00:44:37,327 - Where? - Here! 552 00:44:40,796 --> 00:44:44,436 Look. Where Hollywood? 553 00:44:44,499 --> 00:44:46,669 North? South? 554 00:44:46,735 --> 00:44:51,611 Oh. You want me to tell you where Hollywood is. 555 00:44:51,673 --> 00:44:54,345 Well, shoot. That's easy. Hollywood is right- 556 00:45:00,983 --> 00:45:02,953 Oh, no, you don't. 557 00:45:03,018 --> 00:45:08,228 You thought you was gonna get me to show you where Hollywood was, didn't ya? 558 00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:12,832 Tried to sneak up on me like ya did Pearl Harbor! 559 00:45:12,894 --> 00:45:15,499 Bet you're gonna bomb John Wayne's house, ain't ya? 560 00:45:15,565 --> 00:45:18,169 - John Wayne-o? - I knew it! 561 00:45:18,233 --> 00:45:22,475 I knew it. I ain't gonna tell ya one stinkin' thing. 562 00:45:22,538 --> 00:45:25,009 You can torture me, do anything you want to. 563 00:45:25,073 --> 00:45:28,780 Jesus palomino. 564 00:45:28,845 --> 00:45:31,817 A Nazi! I knew it! 565 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,218 You're all in cahoots! 566 00:45:34,283 --> 00:45:38,691 Let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, 567 00:45:38,755 --> 00:45:41,260 I fought your kind in the great war. 568 00:45:41,324 --> 00:45:44,898 And we kicked the livin' shit outta ya. 569 00:45:44,961 --> 00:45:48,000 570 00:45:48,064 --> 00:45:50,568 Send the word over there 571 00:45:50,633 --> 00:45:55,376 - The Huns are runnin' 572 00:45:58,307 --> 00:46:02,281 Hey! What do ya go tearin' up my radio for? 573 00:46:02,345 --> 00:46:04,983 What's the big idea? 574 00:46:07,187 --> 00:46:10,427 All right. Go ahead and search me if you want to. 575 00:46:13,661 --> 00:46:18,337 One genuine American jackrabbit foot. 576 00:46:21,803 --> 00:46:26,345 One authentic early American sin-kiri knife. 577 00:46:26,407 --> 00:46:31,316 Pass it around, boys. Maybe somebody's got a use for it. 578 00:46:31,379 --> 00:46:35,120 One ten-cent box of delicious, 579 00:46:35,183 --> 00:46:39,324 nutritious, caramel-coated Popperjacks. 580 00:46:41,857 --> 00:46:44,461 Doggone it, this is my stuff. 581 00:46:56,337 --> 00:46:59,877 Compass. 582 00:47:16,225 --> 00:47:19,831 Banzai, my balls- 583 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:31,276 Let's see you try and find Hollywood now, you scrawny little- 584 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:34,579 Hey, boy, watch that knife. 585 00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:51,329 Prune iuice. 586 00:47:51,393 --> 00:47:55,300 Oh, no, you don't! Aah! 587 00:48:12,382 --> 00:48:14,352 Oh, boy, rides! 588 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:17,121 - It'll be okay. Don't worry. - I don't know, Angelo. 589 00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:20,025 - What if my nose bleeds? - Use a handkerchief. 590 00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:23,396 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. A ferris wheel. 591 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:26,799 I love ferris wheels. Do we get to ride this all night? 592 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:28,800 Just to the end of the shift. 593 00:48:28,865 --> 00:48:32,205 We don't have to pay for this, do we? We're working for the government now. 594 00:48:32,268 --> 00:48:34,873 Don't worry, Herb. You don't pay for nothin'. 595 00:48:34,939 --> 00:48:37,209 Is that where you turn it on? 596 00:48:37,273 --> 00:48:40,646 I always wanted to work one of these babies. 597 00:48:42,645 --> 00:48:45,484 "Warning: Do not... 598 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,153 turn on switch. " 599 00:48:48,218 --> 00:48:50,155 Ow! Hey! 600 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:54,361 Don't touch that. These are the master control switches. 601 00:48:54,424 --> 00:48:58,231 You fool around with them, you turn on the whole amusement park. 602 00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:04,872 - I love ferris wheels. - Relax, Claude. Everything's gonna be all right. 603 00:49:04,935 --> 00:49:07,440 Here's what you gotta do. 604 00:49:07,505 --> 00:49:13,250 If you hear or see any airplanes, you pick up the phone, 605 00:49:13,310 --> 00:49:16,816 you yell, "Army flash!" 606 00:49:16,881 --> 00:49:19,953 - You got a direct line to the Interceptor Command. - Hey! 607 00:49:20,018 --> 00:49:24,025 Then you tell them exactly what ya saw and where. Here. 608 00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:28,664 You know my problem with heights. I don't want to be stuck up there with him. 609 00:49:28,726 --> 00:49:32,266 Jesus Christ, Angelo. They gave him a gun. 610 00:49:32,329 --> 00:49:34,666 Don't worry. He got a license. He's an expert shot. 611 00:49:34,732 --> 00:49:37,437 Don't worry. Try to adjust to him. 612 00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:40,139 - To know him is to love him. - Ow! 613 00:49:40,204 --> 00:49:42,943 Don't worry. You'll both be compatible. 614 00:49:43,008 --> 00:49:45,980 If not, I'll get you a replacement. Just sit down, Claude. 615 00:49:46,044 --> 00:49:49,584 Remember, you're both very vital to Civil Defense. 616 00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:54,354 Safety bar? We don't need no safety bar. 617 00:49:54,419 --> 00:49:57,157 What happens if we have to jump? 618 00:49:57,221 --> 00:49:59,960 You keep the safety bar locked at all times. 619 00:50:00,025 --> 00:50:03,665 And remember, don't act up, Herbie, like you did last summer. 620 00:50:03,728 --> 00:50:06,800 No standing up and no rocking. 621 00:50:06,865 --> 00:50:10,305 You mean this thing rocks? Whoa! 622 00:50:10,368 --> 00:50:13,173 Whoa! Whoa! 623 00:50:13,238 --> 00:50:15,475 Don't worry. You're perfectly safe. 624 00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:18,512 Like a baby in its mother's arms. You got nothin' to worry about. 625 00:50:18,577 --> 00:50:22,117 I once swung around in one of these things 180 degrees and I didn't get hurt. 626 00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:25,152 No, sir, buddy. There's no way you can get killed in one of these, 627 00:50:25,217 --> 00:50:27,354 unless you really try. 628 00:50:27,419 --> 00:50:29,991 Like this one guy I knew. He committed suicide. 629 00:50:30,056 --> 00:50:32,293 He just stood up and did a swan dive straight down. 630 00:50:32,357 --> 00:50:35,329 Sit down, please. Just stay seated, please. 631 00:50:35,393 --> 00:50:38,132 Don't look down, Claude. You'll be all right. 632 00:50:38,196 --> 00:50:43,339 Up, up, up. I'll be back to pick you up after your shift. Ciao. 633 00:50:50,977 --> 00:50:53,081 Hey, this grapefruit's rotten. 634 00:50:53,146 --> 00:50:56,252 I'm gonna throw it away. Is it all right with you? 635 00:50:56,315 --> 00:50:58,251 All right, I'm gonna throw it away. 636 00:50:58,317 --> 00:51:02,191 Here it goes. It's going. It's going. 637 00:51:02,255 --> 00:51:04,325 It's going. It's going. 638 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:07,696 Going. It's going. It's going. 639 00:51:08,594 --> 00:51:10,531 Too bad I forgot to time it. 640 00:51:10,596 --> 00:51:13,168 If I'd timed it, I would have known how long it took to hit the ground. 641 00:51:13,232 --> 00:51:15,836 Because obiects fall at 32 feet per second. 642 00:51:15,902 --> 00:51:18,474 Would you just shut up about heights? 643 00:51:18,538 --> 00:51:21,610 I don't want to hear another word about heights. 644 00:51:25,244 --> 00:51:28,583 - Boy, I sure hope the wind starts- - Just shut up! 645 00:51:28,648 --> 00:51:32,857 Now don't say another word. 646 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:48,236 Scared of heights, huh? Ha, ha, ha! Me too. 647 00:52:09,790 --> 00:52:12,662 You ain't gettin' shit outta me. 648 00:52:12,726 --> 00:52:17,302 I've been constipated all week and there ain't a damn thing you can do. 649 00:52:28,542 --> 00:52:30,613 Now wait a minute, General! 650 00:52:30,678 --> 00:52:33,617 I'm doin' the best I can. 651 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:37,855 You gotta tell these guys that I gotta have more privacy. 652 00:52:37,919 --> 00:52:41,559 How in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement... 653 00:52:41,623 --> 00:52:45,564 with a bunch of buffalo rifles a- pointin' at 'im? 654 00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:49,200 I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom. 655 00:53:31,874 --> 00:53:34,813 Hmph! 656 00:53:54,563 --> 00:53:58,671 Ahh! 657 00:54:02,705 --> 00:54:07,247 Huh? 658 00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:16,455 All right, you! 659 00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:34,138 Get outta my way! 660 00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:36,742 God bless America! 661 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,776 Hey! 662 00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:42,816 Let go of my foot, you son of a bitch you! 663 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:57,430 Which way's the damn beach? Oh, shit! 664 00:55:14,984 --> 00:55:18,190 Detail, assume defense positions on the double! 665 00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:21,828 - All right, move! Clear all civilians outta here! 666 00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:26,297 No civilians tonight. Get 'em back. 667 00:55:26,362 --> 00:55:29,635 Get 'em out there. Keep 'em back. 668 00:55:33,302 --> 00:55:36,141 Ah. Dumbo. 669 00:55:36,205 --> 00:55:39,144 Sure be good to get my mind off things for a while. 670 00:55:49,386 --> 00:55:52,325 Come on, I don't want to miss Dumbo. 671 00:55:52,389 --> 00:55:55,828 General Stilwell, sir, an urgent message from Barstow! 672 00:55:55,891 --> 00:55:59,498 - From Colonel Maddox, son? - Sir, they're worried about an invasion. 673 00:55:59,562 --> 00:56:04,004 Christ, I thought I told Maddox to hold his position. Birkhead, see what he wants. 674 00:56:04,067 --> 00:56:08,008 I'm sorry, sir. My orders are to give these directly to you. 675 00:56:15,912 --> 00:56:18,851 "Request relief column. Invasion imminent. 676 00:56:18,915 --> 00:56:22,489 Murderers parachuting in from the skies. " 677 00:56:24,554 --> 00:56:27,493 Son, are these Jap murderers or Kraut murderers? 678 00:56:27,557 --> 00:56:29,661 The colonel didn't specify, sir. 679 00:56:29,726 --> 00:56:31,729 You seen these murderers, son? 680 00:56:31,795 --> 00:56:36,237 Um, no, sir. But Colonel Maddox has seen lights in the hills after dark. 681 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:40,241 This leads the colonel to believe they're being dropped in at night, sir. 682 00:56:43,873 --> 00:56:45,810 You know, son, 683 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:48,780 Colonel Maddox is mad. 684 00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:52,517 He is? 685 00:56:52,582 --> 00:56:54,886 I'm getting that old sinking feeling. 686 00:56:54,952 --> 00:56:57,891 Excuse me, General, but since it's a bombing range, 687 00:56:57,955 --> 00:57:00,894 don't you think Colonel Maddox would have some planes there, sir? 688 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,895 Some airplanes. 689 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,965 Yeah, well, he might have a few planes there. So what? 690 00:57:06,030 --> 00:57:08,969 Well, I seem to recall a huge stockpile of bombs, sir. 691 00:57:09,033 --> 00:57:11,972 Stock- I'm missing the movie. I'm missing the movie! 692 00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:15,342 Considering Maddox's state of mind, there's no telling what he might do. 693 00:57:15,406 --> 00:57:17,744 I thought it might be wise if I take a jaunt out there... 694 00:57:17,808 --> 00:57:20,145 and see if I can't appease the girl- uh, the colonel, sir. 695 00:57:20,211 --> 00:57:22,148 With your permission, of course. 696 00:57:22,213 --> 00:57:25,152 Take my car, go out there and keep that maniac at bay. 697 00:57:25,216 --> 00:57:28,155 - And don't let him get his hands on an airplane. - Yes, sir! 698 00:57:28,219 --> 00:57:32,160 Sir, I'm going to take a rain check on the movie. I've got a splitting headache. 699 00:57:32,223 --> 00:57:35,663 I'm sorry about your headache. Can I call a car for you? 700 00:57:35,726 --> 00:57:40,102 - No, sir, I think I can persuade Capt. Birkhead to give me- - Can I have my ticket? 701 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:43,604 Loomis, use your head. Everybody knows you flunked out of flight school. 702 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:46,740 Trust me, it'll never get that far. 703 00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:58,685 Whoa! 704 00:58:04,256 --> 00:58:06,193 If we don't paint the windows, 705 00:58:06,258 --> 00:58:09,865 these lights will shine over the water 30, 40 miles. 706 00:58:09,928 --> 00:58:14,169 You know, we could get new curtains. I wouldn't mind that. 707 00:58:14,232 --> 00:58:19,108 That nice soldier said we could get blackout curtains at Sears Roebuck. 708 00:58:19,171 --> 00:58:22,110 I wouldn't mind redoing this whole room. 709 00:58:22,174 --> 00:58:25,113 Since Mama died I wouldn't mind redoing the whole house. 710 00:58:25,177 --> 00:58:28,116 Knock down a few walls. What do you think? 711 00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:30,150 Somebody should do something. 712 00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:34,924 - Macey Douglas, will you please take your gas mask off! 713 00:58:34,986 --> 00:58:38,927 - You know that is no way to eat your soup! 714 00:58:40,193 --> 00:58:43,232 But Mom, he likes it that way. 715 00:58:43,296 --> 00:58:46,735 - The lima beans can get through. - Ward. 716 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,842 - Mom? Dad? I'm leaving now. - Green pig. 717 00:58:52,939 --> 00:58:56,345 - Have a good time. - Betty, just a minute, um- 718 00:58:56,409 --> 00:58:59,716 - Look at you. - Come in the living room. Let's- 719 00:58:59,779 --> 00:59:02,718 - Let's have a little talk. - Don't ever do this again. 720 00:59:02,782 --> 00:59:05,721 We've never really had a- a talk, have we, Betty? 721 00:59:05,785 --> 00:59:08,724 A father-daughter kind of a talk. 722 00:59:09,789 --> 00:59:11,926 Betty, 723 00:59:13,494 --> 00:59:16,933 you know, I'm too old to be in this war. 724 00:59:16,996 --> 00:59:20,436 The boys, Macey, the others, they're too young. 725 00:59:20,501 --> 00:59:22,438 It's up to you. 726 00:59:22,503 --> 00:59:26,444 I don't know what they told you at the USO, 727 00:59:26,507 --> 00:59:30,281 but you're going to be meeting a lot of strange... men. 728 00:59:31,412 --> 00:59:33,349 Men in uniform. 729 00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:38,355 Boys a long way from home. Lonely, desperate. 730 00:59:39,919 --> 00:59:42,858 They really have one thing on their minds. 731 00:59:44,992 --> 00:59:46,929 Show 'em a good time. 732 00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:54,069 All right, you lovers! 733 00:59:54,134 --> 00:59:57,674 You can quit gettin' all dolled up. We're not goin' to any dance. 734 00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,678 - What? - We've just been posted on combat readiness. 735 01:00:00,742 --> 01:00:03,681 - Combat readiness? - We gotta play wet nurse to Lulabelle tonight. 736 01:00:03,745 --> 01:00:06,617 Combat readiness? Sarge, this is Hollywood! 737 01:00:06,681 --> 01:00:10,622 Hollywood, is it, Foley? I guess they didn't tell you Lana Turner's coming by... 738 01:00:10,685 --> 01:00:12,622 to keep us all company tonight. 739 01:00:12,687 --> 01:00:14,624 Where's Sitarski? That goldbrick! 740 01:00:14,689 --> 01:00:17,628 If he went AWOL, I'll ream his ass! 741 01:00:17,692 --> 01:00:19,629 Hey, Sitarski, you meatball! 742 01:00:24,199 --> 01:00:26,136 This here right here. 743 01:00:26,201 --> 01:00:29,140 I want that there bunk right there by the door! 744 01:00:29,204 --> 01:00:32,143 I don't want none of them Asian enemies sneakin' up on me... 745 01:00:32,207 --> 01:00:34,144 while I'm in here asleep! 746 01:00:34,209 --> 01:00:36,146 My name is Ogden Johnson Jones. 747 01:00:36,211 --> 01:00:40,786 I ain't gonna enjoy it here, but I got orders that say I's supposed to be here. 748 01:00:40,848 --> 01:00:44,789 And orders is orders. Is there anybody in here that don't like it? 749 01:00:44,853 --> 01:00:47,792 Gimme a jar of that white stencil paint. 750 01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:51,295 Now then, Ogden, I know you're gonna like it here. 751 01:00:51,359 --> 01:00:53,797 There's a few rules you gotta abide by. 752 01:00:53,862 --> 01:00:56,801 For example, down here, sir, you'll notice... 753 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:59,804 this white line, which is the Mason-Dixon line. 754 01:00:59,868 --> 01:01:04,009 That is the north; this is the south. Don't ever cross over there. 755 01:01:04,072 --> 01:01:08,013 Well, I'm from Tennessee and I'm goin' home to visit my relatives. 756 01:01:08,076 --> 01:01:11,650 That's always nice, but this is Mississippi. Don't ever cross there. 757 01:01:11,714 --> 01:01:15,655 - Yeah? Well, I wanna pick magnolia flowers. - Oh-ho! Magnolias, you say. 758 01:01:15,718 --> 01:01:19,157 Well, you wouldn't dare cross the Mexican border, would you? 759 01:01:19,221 --> 01:01:22,660 - Well, hola and a si, si, si to you. - Ah, I knows! 760 01:01:22,725 --> 01:01:25,163 Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! White flag. I surrender. Bye-bye. 761 01:01:26,729 --> 01:01:29,701 - It never fails, you know. Those guys are idiots. - Aaaah! 762 01:01:35,571 --> 01:01:39,779 Hey, what's happenin'? 763 01:01:39,843 --> 01:01:43,683 - Wally! - Wally! 764 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,787 - What? - Hey. 765 01:01:48,852 --> 01:01:52,291 - They won't let nobody in without no uniform. - Seen Betty in there? 766 01:01:52,354 --> 01:01:54,291 We only been here ten minutes. 767 01:01:54,356 --> 01:01:57,295 Go get 'em, Wally! 768 01:01:57,359 --> 01:02:00,799 Who the hell are you supposed to be, the admiral of the Hollywood navy? 769 01:02:00,864 --> 01:02:04,103 - I'm lookin' for somebody. - How 'bout lookin' for a size 10 up your ass, huh? 770 01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:09,541 - Say, Wally, it's time to throw some chingazos! - Orale, Wally! 771 01:02:09,606 --> 01:02:11,543 - Oh, no. - Hi. 772 01:02:11,608 --> 01:02:13,545 - Hi. - You know what? 773 01:02:13,610 --> 01:02:17,049 You got a lot of balls comin' here tonight. You know why? 774 01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:20,486 'Cause when I get through with you, you ain't gonna have none left. 775 01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:23,255 Hit him! Hit him! 776 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,991 Hit the dude, Wally. 777 01:02:33,430 --> 01:02:36,169 Hey. _ Como esta? _ Que pasa? 778 01:02:38,234 --> 01:02:41,607 - Hey. - Hey. 779 01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:43,608 Listen, I'll tell you what. 780 01:02:43,673 --> 01:02:47,080 Since I'm obviously interrupting something important, 781 01:02:47,143 --> 01:02:49,447 he's all yours. 782 01:02:52,015 --> 01:02:54,954 - Poor bastard. - I smell something burning. 783 01:02:55,018 --> 01:02:57,957 Yeah, it smells like garbage. 784 01:02:58,021 --> 01:03:00,459 Aaah! Aaah! 785 01:03:00,524 --> 01:03:03,963 - Look, lady, I've had it up to here about my clothes! - Aaaaah! 786 01:03:04,027 --> 01:03:06,966 Wally! You're on fire! 787 01:03:12,102 --> 01:03:14,039 Ooh! Aah! Ohh! 788 01:03:17,608 --> 01:03:20,046 Thank you. 789 01:03:20,111 --> 01:03:22,548 Break it up. 790 01:03:22,613 --> 01:03:24,550 Wally! 791 01:03:26,317 --> 01:03:29,756 - I have to talk to you. - Wally, do you smell garbage burning? 792 01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:32,759 - Would you excuse us, sir? - I wanna apologize for this afternoon. 793 01:03:32,824 --> 01:03:35,763 - We have nothing to talk about now. - Sir, we're late for the dance. 794 01:03:35,827 --> 01:03:39,266 Don't go in there with him. I know him. I know what he's like. 795 01:03:39,330 --> 01:03:39,330 Miss Douglas? Allow me. 796 01:03:42,104 --> 01:03:42,204 Miss Douglas? Allow me. 797 01:03:50,246 --> 01:03:53,218 798 01:03:53,282 --> 01:03:58,325 sweetest oh-my-oh 799 01:03:58,388 --> 01:04:02,362 - - Wally's in the street! 800 01:04:02,426 --> 01:04:04,863 - charms 801 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:06,865 - You wanna dance? - No! 802 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,067 - You- You wanna dance? - No! 803 01:04:15,138 --> 01:04:17,075 Aah! 804 01:04:18,975 --> 01:04:20,912 - Look, you, it's- - Wally! 805 01:04:20,978 --> 01:04:23,917 - Dennis, what the- - What are you doin'? That guy's a killer! 806 01:04:23,981 --> 01:04:26,920 - What have you got on? - These uniforms work like a son of a bitch! 807 01:04:26,984 --> 01:04:29,421 Come on, Dennis, let's dance! 808 01:04:29,486 --> 01:04:32,425 - I don't believe it! You joined up? - No! 809 01:04:32,489 --> 01:04:34,593 Wally, look. Western Costumes. Just two dollars. 810 01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:39,599 - Care for a drink, Betty? Gimme a couple of Cokes. 811 01:04:39,664 --> 01:04:42,101 - I'm not hungry. - Couple of donuts too. 812 01:04:42,165 --> 01:04:44,970 Hey, you devil, how about a deviled egg? 813 01:04:45,035 --> 01:04:47,473 - Oh, no, I hate eggs. - My grandmother made 'em. 814 01:04:47,538 --> 01:04:49,975 - Would you care to dance? - Yes. 815 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,977 Excuse us, please. Listen. 816 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:54,981 That... is my port of entry. 817 01:04:55,045 --> 01:04:57,984 Believe me, walk away. Just walk away. 818 01:04:58,048 --> 01:05:00,018 I'm wa- I'm walking away. I'm walking. 819 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:03,824 - - Your donut, Betty. 820 01:05:03,888 --> 01:05:05,825 - - I'll get it. 821 01:05:05,890 --> 01:05:08,829 - - Wanna cut a rug with me? 822 01:05:08,893 --> 01:05:12,834 - Maybe have a little pick-me-up. We could- - 823 01:05:12,897 --> 01:05:15,435 - - Maybe later. 824 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:19,441 I've got the cutest oh-my-oh 825 01:05:19,504 --> 01:05:22,543 Betty, I think it's getting a little crowded around here. 826 01:05:22,607 --> 01:05:25,546 Why don't we go and dance? 827 01:05:25,610 --> 01:05:28,850 jeepers creepers 828 01:05:28,914 --> 01:05:31,184 - - That's the man for me. 829 01:05:31,249 --> 01:05:34,588 830 01:05:34,653 --> 01:05:36,155 831 01:05:38,222 --> 01:05:40,794 - Aaaah! - 832 01:05:40,859 --> 01:05:45,300 - and his cabbages too 833 01:05:49,267 --> 01:05:52,874 Oh-hi, oh-my 834 01:05:52,938 --> 01:05:58,382 to O-hi-o 835 01:06:23,335 --> 01:06:26,274 836 01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:30,947 837 01:06:31,010 --> 01:06:34,249 838 01:06:34,313 --> 01:06:38,588 839 01:06:38,651 --> 01:06:43,894 close to my heart 840 01:06:43,957 --> 01:06:47,364 841 01:06:47,427 --> 01:06:50,031 It sure is dark out here, huh? 842 01:06:50,096 --> 01:06:53,035 You look out the windows, you can't see a thing. 843 01:06:55,101 --> 01:06:58,073 This is just like flying at night. 844 01:06:58,137 --> 01:07:01,577 It's sure a helluva lot safer than flying at night. 845 01:07:01,641 --> 01:07:06,484 If I didn't know better, I'd swear we were flying. This car feels like a plane. 846 01:07:06,546 --> 01:07:09,485 - Hey, what does this feel like? - Loomis. 847 01:07:09,549 --> 01:07:12,488 Forward thrust? Donna, doesn't that feel like forward thrust? 848 01:07:12,552 --> 01:07:14,489 - You're such a child. - Yeah. 849 01:07:14,554 --> 01:07:16,491 I'll tell you what. 850 01:07:16,556 --> 01:07:21,632 You get me up in an airplane and then we'll talk about forward thrust. 851 01:07:27,034 --> 01:07:31,008 - - What's your real name, Sal? 852 01:07:31,071 --> 01:07:33,509 he learn to "woo-woo" 853 01:07:33,574 --> 01:07:35,511 - Raoul. - I knew it. 854 01:07:35,576 --> 01:07:37,078 Lipschitz. 855 01:07:37,144 --> 01:07:39,716 I get back to 856 01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:44,155 857 01:07:44,217 --> 01:07:46,488 you've seen 858 01:07:46,553 --> 01:07:48,990 859 01:07:49,056 --> 01:07:53,063 By that I mean 860 01:07:53,127 --> 01:07:57,603 haven't a chance 861 01:07:57,665 --> 01:08:00,670 - romance 862 01:08:00,734 --> 01:08:02,971 Betty! 863 01:08:03,038 --> 01:08:06,477 - - Wally! 864 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:09,479 - - Hey, come on! 865 01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:13,484 You'll never drink in here again, you drunken son of a bitch! 866 01:08:19,788 --> 01:08:23,227 867 01:08:23,290 --> 01:08:27,164 who ever thrilled me so 868 01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:29,833 They want no drunks botherin' and grabbin' em. 869 01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:33,472 and his cabbages too 870 01:08:33,535 --> 01:08:37,843 All right? I'm sorry. 871 01:08:37,906 --> 01:08:40,845 - Oh-my-oh-my 872 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:42,846 - - No drinking! 873 01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:45,950 - - I'm sorry. 874 01:08:46,014 --> 01:08:48,386 No! 875 01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:55,061 - Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention? 876 01:08:55,124 --> 01:08:57,061 Attention, please, everyone. 877 01:08:57,126 --> 01:08:59,563 Listen up now, everyone. All right. 878 01:08:59,627 --> 01:09:01,864 Meyer, come on up here. 879 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,867 - - All right. 880 01:09:03,933 --> 01:09:07,372 - The jitterbug contest is about to begin. 881 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:11,376 And now I'm going to introduce our judge for the contest, 882 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,877 Mr. Meyer Mishkin of RKO Pictures! 883 01:09:13,943 --> 01:09:16,547 RKO Pictures! 884 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:20,619 - Meyer is an agent at RKO Pictures and he's- - Uh, talent scout. 885 01:09:20,683 --> 01:09:22,620 Talent scout. All right. 886 01:09:22,685 --> 01:09:25,122 Tell them about first prize, huh? 887 01:09:25,187 --> 01:09:28,126 Uh, first prize is a seven-year contract at RKO Pictures. 888 01:09:28,190 --> 01:09:30,562 Seven years! Did you hear that? 889 01:09:30,626 --> 01:09:34,567 - Let's get outta here so these slobs can't bother us. 890 01:09:34,630 --> 01:09:37,836 You wanna dance with me? I'm in the USO! I'll dance with you! 891 01:09:46,108 --> 01:09:48,045 Sailor, please! 892 01:09:48,111 --> 01:09:50,047 Let's get outta here. 893 01:09:50,113 --> 01:09:52,917 I don't wanna go! 894 01:09:52,982 --> 01:09:55,921 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to count down with me... 895 01:09:55,986 --> 01:09:57,922 on this momentous, tremendous, 896 01:09:57,988 --> 01:09:59,724 absolutely pretty... important occasion. 897 01:09:59,789 --> 01:10:01,726 All right. 898 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:07,066 - We can't go yet. You wanna dance? - Sure, dolly. 899 01:10:07,130 --> 01:10:10,536 - And... - Ten! 900 01:10:10,599 --> 01:10:13,071 - What the hell are you- Hey! - Nine! 901 01:10:13,136 --> 01:10:15,073 You crazy son of a bitch! 902 01:10:15,138 --> 01:10:18,745 - Please. - Seven! - Help me. 903 01:10:18,809 --> 01:10:20,511 - Gimme a break. - Six! Five! 904 01:10:20,577 --> 01:10:22,514 - A what? - Gimme a break! 905 01:10:22,579 --> 01:10:24,048 Time! 906 01:10:24,214 --> 01:10:26,384 - Four! - Please. 907 01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:28,719 - Three! - Aaah! 908 01:10:28,785 --> 01:10:30,822 - Two! - Wait for me, Stretch! 909 01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:32,590 One! 910 01:10:32,656 --> 01:10:35,495 And grab your partner and take it away! 911 01:10:35,559 --> 01:10:38,498 Wait for me, Stretch! 912 01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:47,075 - Wally! - Wait a minute, Betty! We gotta dance! 913 01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:58,450 - Ohh! - Ahh! 914 01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:01,454 Aah! 915 01:11:02,887 --> 01:11:05,759 Aah! 916 01:11:05,823 --> 01:11:07,760 Ohh! 917 01:11:15,766 --> 01:11:17,703 Look out! 918 01:11:23,908 --> 01:11:26,480 Stretch! 919 01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:53,907 Watch it! 920 01:11:55,974 --> 01:11:59,848 Stretch! 921 01:11:59,912 --> 01:11:59,912 - Ohhh! - Who's that? 922 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:02,519 - Ohhh! - Who's that? 923 01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:10,361 Get awa- Aah! 924 01:12:10,426 --> 01:12:12,363 Ooh, Stretch. 925 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:16,768 Whoa! 926 01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:30,749 Aaah! 927 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,799 Whoo! 928 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:58,610 Whoo! 929 01:13:00,678 --> 01:13:02,614 - Whoo! - Whoo! 930 01:13:34,512 --> 01:13:36,449 Uh-oh. 931 01:13:38,116 --> 01:13:41,255 Look at that! 932 01:14:00,405 --> 01:14:02,777 Wally! Hey, Wally! 933 01:14:18,391 --> 01:14:20,328 That's my best friend! 934 01:14:20,393 --> 01:14:22,230 And he's dancin'. 935 01:14:22,294 --> 01:14:24,731 What's that guy's name? What a dancer! 936 01:14:33,372 --> 01:14:36,678 Watch it, Wally! 937 01:14:36,741 --> 01:14:39,379 Wally! 938 01:14:44,183 --> 01:14:46,120 Well, well, well. 939 01:14:46,185 --> 01:14:49,124 Just the son of a bitch I'm lookin' for. 940 01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:56,197 You son of a bitch! 941 01:14:56,262 --> 01:14:59,201 Wait a second! 942 01:14:59,265 --> 01:15:02,705 Wait, guys! Now wait a second! Wait! 943 01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:33,868 Are you okay? 944 01:15:33,933 --> 01:15:36,371 Stop! Stop! 945 01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:41,376 Ohh! 946 01:15:41,441 --> 01:15:43,378 Ohh! 947 01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:03,999 I love you, Stretch! 948 01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:05,934 Aaah! 949 01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:08,438 Right engine, left engine. 950 01:16:08,503 --> 01:16:11,442 I don't see any planes out here, Loomis. 951 01:16:11,506 --> 01:16:15,447 Do you know what's gonna happen to you if there aren't any planes? 952 01:16:15,510 --> 01:16:18,449 - Can you possibly imagine? - Donna, would you just relax? 953 01:16:18,513 --> 01:16:20,984 - Loomis. - Donna, I'm gonna look around. 954 01:16:21,047 --> 01:16:22,984 I'll be right back. 955 01:16:30,525 --> 01:16:32,462 Hello! 956 01:16:35,363 --> 01:16:37,300 Hello! 957 01:16:37,365 --> 01:16:39,302 Anybody home? 958 01:16:43,739 --> 01:16:46,878 No! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 959 01:16:46,941 --> 01:16:50,180 Don't shoot! Please don't shoot! 960 01:16:50,244 --> 01:16:52,616 Identify yourself! 961 01:16:52,681 --> 01:16:57,524 Captain Loomis Birkhead, United States Army! 962 01:16:57,586 --> 01:17:02,127 Birkhead? What kind of stupid name is that? 963 01:17:02,189 --> 01:17:04,961 Just stand right there. Winowski! 964 01:17:05,026 --> 01:17:07,931 Little tall for a Jap, wouldn't you say? 965 01:17:07,995 --> 01:17:10,900 Yeah, but those Japs are sneaky bastards, sir. 966 01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:12,902 - You never know. - You're right. 967 01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,870 Check him for stilts. 968 01:17:17,606 --> 01:17:19,543 S- Stilts, sir? 969 01:17:19,608 --> 01:17:21,545 - Do it. - Yo! 970 01:17:26,214 --> 01:17:28,151 Oww! Ooh! God! 971 01:17:28,216 --> 01:17:29,851 Son of a bitch! 972 01:17:29,918 --> 01:17:33,357 Ah, thank God, Captain. 973 01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:35,860 Thank God you got through. 974 01:17:39,428 --> 01:17:42,868 My troops. Where are my troops? 975 01:17:42,931 --> 01:17:44,868 - Stilwell promised me troops. - Yes, sir. 976 01:17:44,933 --> 01:17:48,874 - Uh, you see, w-we're a little, uh, shorthanded, sir. - Shorthanded? 977 01:17:48,937 --> 01:17:51,374 - Stilwell's trying to hold L.A. - Stilwell? L.A.? 978 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:54,880 Well, my God, doesn't he realize how desperate my situation is here? 979 01:17:54,943 --> 01:17:57,882 They're parachuting murderers into these hills, 980 01:17:57,946 --> 01:18:00,885 and now I'm getting reports of secret airstrips... 981 01:18:00,949 --> 01:18:03,888 hidden away in the alfalfa fields of Pomona! 982 01:18:03,952 --> 01:18:07,259 Colonel, you don't, uh- 983 01:18:07,323 --> 01:18:10,629 You don't have any bombers here, do ya, sir? 984 01:18:10,693 --> 01:18:12,630 Bombers? 985 01:18:12,695 --> 01:18:14,632 If I had bombers, sOn, 986 01:18:14,697 --> 01:18:18,137 I'd be bombin' the hell out of 'em right now! 987 01:18:18,201 --> 01:18:20,939 No planes? 988 01:18:22,005 --> 01:18:24,442 Boy, am I in trouble now. 989 01:18:27,710 --> 01:18:32,319 Son, the only plane I got is that shit-on-a-shingle trainer sittin' over there. 990 01:18:38,454 --> 01:18:41,293 It's fine, it's fine. Let's go. 991 01:18:41,357 --> 01:18:44,296 Sir, I happen to have a reconnaissance expert... 992 01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:48,301 from our intelligence office in Washington with us in the car and... 993 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:51,704 with your permission, sir, 994 01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:55,108 we'd like to take that trainer and try to spot that enemy airfield. 995 01:18:56,874 --> 01:19:01,416 Why, son, tha-that plane doesn't have any guns on it. You're talkin' suicide. 996 01:19:02,546 --> 01:19:04,483 I have no other choice. 997 01:19:06,388 --> 01:19:08,158 Ladies and gentlemen, everywhere I look... 998 01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:11,162 soldiers are fighting sailors, sailors are fighting marines. 999 01:19:11,226 --> 01:19:14,165 Directly in front of me I see a flying blond floozy. 1000 01:19:14,229 --> 01:19:17,635 Everywhere I look, everywhere, pure pandemonium- pandemonium! 1001 01:19:31,613 --> 01:19:36,055 I'm gonna do your head jus' like ol' Brer Rabbit did to the tar baby! 1002 01:19:36,117 --> 01:19:38,554 Don't you hear that radio over there? 1003 01:19:38,621 --> 01:19:42,027 - I'll take your head off. - Our boys are fightin' each other down there. 1004 01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:45,697 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Americans fighting Americans. 1005 01:19:45,761 --> 01:19:47,698 - Jones! - Yes, sir. 1006 01:19:47,763 --> 01:19:50,835 - You wanna fight in this man's army? - Yes, sir, I wanna fight! 1007 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:55,008 Gentlemen, draw your gear and weapons and prepare to mount up. 1008 01:19:55,070 --> 01:19:57,007 Immediately! On the double! Let's go! 1009 01:20:04,079 --> 01:20:06,016 Jones, port hatch. 1010 01:20:06,081 --> 01:20:09,521 - What's a port hatch, Sarge? - The back door, Ogden! 1011 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:12,957 Foley, fuel pumps, prime one. 1012 01:20:13,022 --> 01:20:14,959 - Fuel pumps, prime one. - And two. 1013 01:20:15,024 --> 01:20:16,961 - And two. - Fuel pumps primed. 1014 01:20:17,026 --> 01:20:19,630 Magnetos, spark one. 1015 01:20:19,695 --> 01:20:21,632 - Magnetos, spark one. - And two. 1016 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:25,237 All right, boost and start 'er up. 1017 01:20:35,144 --> 01:20:37,081 Parking brake, release. 1018 01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:39,751 Uh, flaps up. Trim set. 1019 01:20:39,816 --> 01:20:42,988 We're ready. Radio on. 1020 01:20:43,052 --> 01:20:44,989 - Jesus Christ! - What? 1021 01:20:45,054 --> 01:20:47,359 This thing hasn't got a radio! 1022 01:20:47,424 --> 01:20:50,963 Colonel, this thing hasn't got a radio! 1023 01:20:51,027 --> 01:20:53,164 What radio? 1024 01:20:53,229 --> 01:20:56,168 It hasn't got a radio! 1025 01:20:56,233 --> 01:21:00,374 I gotta let Interceptor Command know I'm up there! I don't wanna get my ass shot off! 1026 01:21:00,437 --> 01:21:04,878 Hell, son, you can't call Interceptor Command! 1027 01:21:04,941 --> 01:21:07,546 That plane doesn't have a radio! 1028 01:21:07,611 --> 01:21:10,650 I know it doesn't have a radio! 1029 01:21:10,714 --> 01:21:14,154 I know it doesn't have a radio, but I got a telephone! 1030 01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:17,824 Don't worry! I'll call them for you! 1031 01:21:17,889 --> 01:21:21,195 You got a telephone. Okay. 1032 01:21:21,258 --> 01:21:23,195 Go! 1033 01:21:25,128 --> 01:21:28,434 Wonderful! Bomb the hell out of 'em, son! 1034 01:21:28,498 --> 01:21:30,936 That's it! Straight away, son! 1035 01:21:33,437 --> 01:21:37,378 Oh, no. Hey! Whoa, look out, son! Watch it! Hey! 1036 01:21:37,441 --> 01:21:41,483 Take your foot off the right brake, son! 1037 01:21:41,546 --> 01:21:44,250 - Loomis, stop showing off. - Aaaah! 1038 01:21:44,314 --> 01:21:46,251 Hey! Come on! Get down! 1039 01:21:46,317 --> 01:21:49,690 Hey! Son! You're goin' the wrong way! 1040 01:21:49,754 --> 01:21:53,495 Equest-ray emergency oops-tray and we're eady-ray to oll-ray. 1041 01:22:01,099 --> 01:22:03,036 Everybody fall in! 1042 01:22:04,635 --> 01:22:06,605 And... salute! 1043 01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:14,282 - Full throttle, max power, past the point of rejection. - You're gonna hit the tower. 1044 01:22:14,345 --> 01:22:17,952 - Whoa! - Naw, we missed it. 1045 01:22:20,585 --> 01:22:22,388 This is S.L.P. 1046 01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:29,931 How do you read me? 1047 01:22:29,995 --> 01:22:32,432 Interceptor Command, this is Colonel Maddox. 1048 01:22:32,498 --> 01:22:34,434 Hello? 1049 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,437 My God, we've been cut off! 1050 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:39,339 Did you ever see an elephant fly? 1051 01:22:39,404 --> 01:22:42,977 - Well, I seen a horsefly. - I seen a dragonfly! 1052 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:45,780 I seen a housefly. 1053 01:22:45,844 --> 01:22:48,516 See, I've seen all that too. 1054 01:22:48,580 --> 01:22:50,517 I've seen a peanut stand... 1055 01:22:50,582 --> 01:22:52,519 and heard a rubber band. 1056 01:22:52,584 --> 01:22:55,523 I seen a needle that winked its eye. 1057 01:22:55,587 --> 01:22:58,993 about ever'thing 1058 01:22:59,058 --> 01:23:02,197 - - What you say, boy? 1059 01:23:02,261 --> 01:23:05,133 - I said, when I see an elephant fly. - Sir. 1060 01:23:05,197 --> 01:23:08,136 - They're rioting in the streets. - Who's rioting? 1061 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,139 - Soldiers and sailors. - I seen a polka dot railroad tie! 1062 01:23:11,203 --> 01:23:13,140 - And zoot suiters. - loot suiters? 1063 01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:16,077 - Yes, sir. - Sounds like a matter for the police. 1064 01:23:16,142 --> 01:23:18,212 Police, shore patrols, MPs. 1065 01:23:18,277 --> 01:23:21,516 Let them handle the riots. I'll handle the Japanese. 1066 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,517 - That's all, Sergeant. - Yes, sir. 1067 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:26,254 'til I thought I'd die 1068 01:23:26,318 --> 01:23:28,756 'bout ever'thing 1069 01:23:28,821 --> 01:23:32,762 Get outta the way. I can't see the screen. Down in front, you! 1070 01:23:32,825 --> 01:23:36,198 Oh, relax, watch the movie. 1071 01:23:46,072 --> 01:23:49,312 'bout ever'thing 1072 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:53,316 an elephant fly-y-y 1073 01:23:53,379 --> 01:23:56,685 1074 01:23:56,749 --> 01:24:01,558 an elephant 1075 01:24:01,621 --> 01:24:04,560 1076 01:24:08,228 --> 01:24:12,135 - Colonel Maddox! Aircraft approaching, sir! 1077 01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:25,714 Hold your fire. Pass it on. 1078 01:24:25,779 --> 01:24:27,949 Hold your fire. Pass it on. 1079 01:24:28,015 --> 01:24:30,620 - Hold your fire. - Hold your fire. 1080 01:24:30,684 --> 01:24:34,625 Aah! Ohh! Mmm. 1081 01:24:34,688 --> 01:24:37,125 My leg. It won't wake up. 1082 01:24:37,191 --> 01:24:40,130 Come on, wake up. Wake up, wake up! 1083 01:24:46,567 --> 01:24:48,504 Ground crew! 1084 01:24:48,569 --> 01:24:51,207 What form of lunatic is that? 1085 01:24:51,272 --> 01:24:54,711 What kind of lunatic runs this place? Come on! 1086 01:24:54,775 --> 01:24:56,712 Yo. 1087 01:24:56,777 --> 01:24:59,249 Come on, wake up, you moron. 1088 01:24:59,313 --> 01:25:02,652 - Not now, Winowski you stupid soda jerk. 1089 01:25:02,716 --> 01:25:05,021 Come on- 1090 01:25:05,086 --> 01:25:07,023 Huh? 1091 01:25:07,088 --> 01:25:09,525 Mmm. 1092 01:25:14,129 --> 01:25:16,166 He's on the level, sir! 1093 01:25:16,231 --> 01:25:18,168 Yaah! 1094 01:25:23,271 --> 01:25:26,243 Identify yourself! 1095 01:25:26,307 --> 01:25:28,745 Captain Wild Bill Kelso, 1096 01:25:28,810 --> 01:25:30,747 United States Army Air Corps. 1097 01:25:30,812 --> 01:25:32,749 Where the hell am I? 1098 01:25:32,814 --> 01:25:35,753 - Barstow. Where you comin' from? - San Francisco. 1099 01:25:35,817 --> 01:25:40,193 Been trackin' a Jap squadron for a day and a half. Lost 'em somewhere over Fresno. 1100 01:25:40,256 --> 01:25:43,195 - I'm from Olene, Illinois. - Tough shit. 1101 01:25:45,694 --> 01:25:47,631 You see any Japs around here? 1102 01:25:47,696 --> 01:25:50,134 Hell, son, they're all over the place. 1103 01:25:50,199 --> 01:25:54,908 They got a secret air base down in Pomona. That's where they're all comin' from. 1104 01:25:56,005 --> 01:25:57,942 Pomona. 1105 01:25:58,007 --> 01:26:00,311 Which way is, uh, Pomona? 1106 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:02,679 That way. Toward L.A. 1107 01:26:19,695 --> 01:26:22,032 Heave! 1108 01:26:22,098 --> 01:26:24,202 Aaah! 1109 01:26:27,803 --> 01:26:30,241 Aaah! 1110 01:26:30,307 --> 01:26:32,244 Get away! Go on! Go on! 1111 01:26:35,312 --> 01:26:37,749 My name's Wild Bill Kelso, 1112 01:26:37,813 --> 01:26:39,750 and don't you forget it. 1113 01:26:42,485 --> 01:26:45,424 That's the kind of talk I like to hear, boy! 1114 01:26:45,488 --> 01:26:47,892 That's it! Lemme hear your guns! 1115 01:26:51,460 --> 01:26:54,666 - My guns? - I wanna hear what they sound like. 1116 01:26:54,730 --> 01:26:57,669 Let me hear 'em! 1117 01:27:04,341 --> 01:27:06,979 Aaaaaah! 1118 01:27:07,043 --> 01:27:09,581 Aaaaah-ha-ha-ha! 1119 01:27:11,348 --> 01:27:13,318 Aaah! 1120 01:27:21,892 --> 01:27:25,164 Vaya con Dios, my friend! 1121 01:27:25,228 --> 01:27:27,633 To Hollywood... and glory! 1122 01:27:27,697 --> 01:27:27,697 Ha-ha-ha! 1123 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,657 This thing handles pretty well, 1124 01:27:47,722 --> 01:27:49,659 even if it's not a B-17. 1125 01:27:49,724 --> 01:27:51,661 But... 1126 01:27:51,726 --> 01:27:54,164 does it have much range, Loomis? 1127 01:27:54,229 --> 01:27:56,666 - Huh? - I mean, 1128 01:27:56,732 --> 01:28:00,171 do you think it'll stay up for a long time? 1129 01:28:00,235 --> 01:28:04,176 Sure. Hell, we've used less than a quarter of a tank already. 1130 01:28:04,239 --> 01:28:07,679 Look. We're already over the Riverside County Reservoir. 1131 01:28:11,113 --> 01:28:13,050 Army flash, Army flash. 1132 01:28:13,115 --> 01:28:15,553 Post, Riverside County Reservoir. 1133 01:28:15,617 --> 01:28:17,554 Code name, Strawberry. 1134 01:28:17,619 --> 01:28:19,689 Three single-engine aircraft. 1135 01:28:19,755 --> 01:28:21,692 Three single-engine aircraft heard... 1136 01:28:21,757 --> 01:28:23,694 five miles northeast of Strawberry, 1137 01:28:23,759 --> 01:28:25,696 proceeding west, high altitude. 1138 01:28:25,761 --> 01:28:29,201 - Strawberry's in sector 14. - No clearance for aircraft in 14. 1139 01:28:29,265 --> 01:28:33,206 - I repeat, no clearance. Request visual information. - Visual information unavailable. 1140 01:28:33,269 --> 01:28:35,206 Try to contact aircraft by radio. 1141 01:28:35,271 --> 01:28:38,210 Tangerine confirms Strawberry aircraft proceeding west. 1142 01:28:38,274 --> 01:28:40,211 Attention, all units! Condition yellow! 1143 01:28:40,276 --> 01:28:42,713 I repeat, yellow alert! 1144 01:28:57,761 --> 01:28:59,931 Ohh! 1145 01:28:59,996 --> 01:29:03,803 What you need is a little pick-me-up. 1146 01:29:03,867 --> 01:29:06,539 I'll give you a- 1147 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:11,744 Aaaah! 1148 01:29:13,143 --> 01:29:16,082 There they are, men! Let's get 'em! 1149 01:29:21,117 --> 01:29:24,056 Oh, no! 1150 01:29:35,366 --> 01:29:37,770 Aaaah! 1151 01:29:46,911 --> 01:29:49,181 Aaaaah! 1152 01:29:54,185 --> 01:29:56,088 Yaaaah! 1153 01:30:01,759 --> 01:30:05,165 What the hell do you people think you're doing? 1154 01:30:05,229 --> 01:30:08,168 You're acting like a bunch of Tojo stooges! 1155 01:30:08,232 --> 01:30:11,037 You wanna put Yamamoto in the White House? 1156 01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:15,310 The Axis is crawling like a slime all over Europe. 1157 01:30:15,373 --> 01:30:19,581 I can't believe it! Americans fighting Americans! We got the lousy Huns to fight! 1158 01:30:19,643 --> 01:30:23,082 Lima Bean reporting aircraft engines heard east, proceeding west, 1159 01:30:23,148 --> 01:30:25,085 altitude high. 1160 01:30:25,150 --> 01:30:28,089 - Lima Bean is sector 13. - There's no clearance on 13. 1161 01:30:28,153 --> 01:30:31,092 - Request status on radio contact. - Negative radio contact. 1162 01:30:31,156 --> 01:30:35,097 - Aircraft refuses to respond. - Area airport activity negative. 1163 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:37,430 Go to blue. 1164 01:30:37,496 --> 01:30:39,433 Condition blue. 1165 01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:46,776 - Well, ladies and gentlemen, that just about wraps up... 1166 01:30:46,838 --> 01:30:49,777 another evening's entertainment here at the Crystal Ballroom... 1167 01:30:49,841 --> 01:30:51,778 in downtown Los Angeles. 1168 01:30:51,843 --> 01:30:54,782 I hope you enjoyed tonight's program. 1169 01:30:54,846 --> 01:30:59,789 I'd like to thank all the Gls for helping make tonight's evening such a- 1170 01:30:59,851 --> 01:31:01,788 a memorable occasion. 1171 01:31:01,853 --> 01:31:05,159 Maybe in the future we can have some Negroes come in... 1172 01:31:05,223 --> 01:31:08,162 - and we'll stage a race riot right here. - Wally! 1173 01:31:08,226 --> 01:31:13,135 This is Sal Stewart saying, I hope you had a good time. 1174 01:31:13,199 --> 01:31:15,636 We're gonna be boogie-woogie-ing our way... 1175 01:31:15,700 --> 01:31:18,472 right... across... the street... soon. 1176 01:31:18,538 --> 01:31:21,477 So stay tuned to this station. 1177 01:31:23,075 --> 01:31:26,982 - Next week we'll be back. Hope you had a good time. - Aaah! 1178 01:31:42,161 --> 01:31:45,701 Ohh. Ohh. 1179 01:31:55,241 --> 01:31:57,178 Aah! 1180 01:31:58,844 --> 01:32:01,516 Ohh! 1181 01:32:01,582 --> 01:32:03,519 Oh, no! 1182 01:32:03,584 --> 01:32:05,521 Aah! Ohh! 1183 01:32:06,852 --> 01:32:09,224 Stretch! Oh, boy! 1184 01:32:09,289 --> 01:32:11,259 Aah! Ohh! 1185 01:32:13,092 --> 01:32:16,064 Hey, you! 1186 01:32:16,129 --> 01:32:18,867 Make no mistake about this: 1187 01:32:18,931 --> 01:32:21,870 Japs do not surrender and they don't take prisoners. 1188 01:32:21,934 --> 01:32:25,374 They have only one idea in mind. Do you know what that is, sailor? 1189 01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:27,376 - Kill! - No! 1190 01:32:27,441 --> 01:32:31,382 - That's right! To kill you, to kill your families! 1191 01:32:31,445 --> 01:32:34,384 To kill your families, mothers, loved ones and pets... 1192 01:32:34,448 --> 01:32:37,888 - and keep on killing until they conquer the world! 1193 01:32:37,951 --> 01:32:39,888 - And when they do... - Wally! 1194 01:32:39,953 --> 01:32:43,894 you won't be able to speak your free mind or worship God in your own way. 1195 01:32:43,957 --> 01:32:47,396 - Pardon me. - You won't be able to walk down Main Street anymore. 1196 01:32:47,461 --> 01:32:50,400 - Stretch! Stretch! - Hey, lady, what are you doin'? 1197 01:32:50,465 --> 01:32:53,838 Stretch! 1198 01:32:55,902 --> 01:32:59,342 - Look at Santa Claus. Isn't he cute? - No! 1199 01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:02,780 - You think the Japanese believe in Santa Claus? - No! 1200 01:33:02,843 --> 01:33:04,713 Instead of turkey for Christmas dinner, 1201 01:33:04,778 --> 01:33:08,719 - how would ya like to have raw fish heads and rice? - No! 1202 01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:11,721 - You think the Krauts believe in Walt Disney? - Yeah! 1203 01:33:11,785 --> 01:33:15,159 - Well, was that Mickey Mouse blitzkriegin' across France? - No! 1204 01:33:15,223 --> 01:33:17,160 - Pluto in Poland? - Oh, I'm sorry. 1205 01:33:17,225 --> 01:33:20,664 - Or Donald Duck at Pearl Harbor? - No! 1206 01:33:20,728 --> 01:33:24,302 - This time we free the world or we lose it! 1207 01:33:24,365 --> 01:33:26,202 We win or die tryin'! 1208 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:29,473 Donna, wouldya lay off? I'm tryin' to steer! 1209 01:33:29,537 --> 01:33:31,975 What's wrong? You're not airborne yet. 1210 01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:35,981 What are you talkin' about? Look out the window. Of course we're airborne! 1211 01:33:36,044 --> 01:33:38,481 We are, but you're not. 1212 01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:45,222 Post, Cauliflower, aircraft 12:00, proceeding west. 1213 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:47,724 Sector 12. They're heading for L.A. 1214 01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:49,727 What about visual information, sir? 1215 01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:53,131 To hell with visual information. They're Japs. Let's go to red. 1216 01:33:53,194 --> 01:33:56,133 Red alert for Los Angeles. 1217 01:33:56,197 --> 01:33:59,102 Red alert. 1218 01:33:59,167 --> 01:34:02,106 We sure didn't start this war, 1219 01:34:02,170 --> 01:34:04,174 but, by God, we're gonna finish it! 1220 01:34:21,457 --> 01:34:23,561 Japs. Japs. 1221 01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:27,065 This is it! Let's show those lousy Huns what we got! 1222 01:34:30,933 --> 01:34:33,604 Prepare to mount up. Foley, let's go. 1223 01:34:36,472 --> 01:34:40,213 - All right, you wise "boids"! - Now what? 1224 01:34:42,878 --> 01:34:45,516 - You! - Aah! 1225 01:34:46,616 --> 01:34:49,053 Hi, Stretch! 1226 01:35:03,838 --> 01:35:07,278 Ward! What's all that noise? 1227 01:35:07,342 --> 01:35:09,612 Are the Sciolis having a party? 1228 01:35:41,443 --> 01:35:44,114 Colonel! 1229 01:35:44,178 --> 01:35:46,115 Mmm. 1230 01:35:51,119 --> 01:35:53,557 Ein Amerikan. 1231 01:35:54,989 --> 01:35:57,059 Invasion. 1232 01:35:57,125 --> 01:35:59,230 Japanese. 1233 01:36:00,496 --> 01:36:02,499 Joan! 1234 01:36:08,203 --> 01:36:10,307 Attack! 1235 01:36:18,647 --> 01:36:21,954 Yeah, Winchester. 1236 01:36:28,959 --> 01:36:32,065 Tell your... mother... 1237 01:36:32,127 --> 01:36:36,134 Mom, Dad's got something stuck in his throat! 1238 01:36:36,198 --> 01:36:37,801 What is it, dear? 1239 01:36:37,867 --> 01:36:40,572 Invasion! 1240 01:36:43,205 --> 01:36:46,244 Get me a spotlight down here. Here we go. 1241 01:36:54,284 --> 01:36:58,525 All right, you dog asses! Haul in here! Ten-hut! 1242 01:36:58,588 --> 01:37:01,894 - Big brass, Sarge. - General Stilwell. 1243 01:37:01,958 --> 01:37:05,365 - What a mess. What a goddamn mess! 1244 01:37:06,796 --> 01:37:08,699 - Motor Sergeant Frank Tree... - Bressler! 1245 01:37:08,765 --> 01:37:11,203 - reporting for combat duty, sir! - Get me Interceptor Command! 1246 01:37:11,267 --> 01:37:13,571 - Is there a phone around here? - In the theater, sir. 1247 01:37:13,637 --> 01:37:16,609 - Get on it. Sergeant! - Yes, sir! 1248 01:37:16,673 --> 01:37:19,612 Secure this area. Give me a one-block perimeter. 1249 01:37:19,677 --> 01:37:22,616 Yes, sir! What's the plan of action, sir? 1250 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,617 Hold the block. 1251 01:37:24,682 --> 01:37:27,353 You can hold one block, can't you? 1252 01:37:43,801 --> 01:37:45,738 It's quiet. 1253 01:37:48,606 --> 01:37:50,543 Too quiet. 1254 01:38:04,255 --> 01:38:08,529 Is the target in sight yet, Loomis? 1255 01:38:08,592 --> 01:38:13,368 Oh, it will be, just as soon as I make it through these... 1256 01:38:13,431 --> 01:38:15,368 hills. 1257 01:38:30,649 --> 01:38:33,588 Do you hear that? 1258 01:38:35,487 --> 01:38:37,424 Yeah. 1259 01:38:37,489 --> 01:38:40,628 More thrust! Oh! 1260 01:38:40,692 --> 01:38:42,629 Ohh! Ohh! 1261 01:39:08,988 --> 01:39:12,929 - I see the son of a bitch! I'm goin' in after 'im! - Give it to me, Loomis! 1262 01:39:12,992 --> 01:39:15,262 Oh, give it to me! 1263 01:39:25,337 --> 01:39:27,074 Ohh! 1264 01:39:29,207 --> 01:39:31,946 It's a lero! 1265 01:39:34,714 --> 01:39:36,918 - I see him, I see him! - Where? 1266 01:39:38,985 --> 01:39:41,957 Keep goin', keep goin'! Come on! Keep goin'! 1267 01:39:42,021 --> 01:39:45,194 - I'm gonna hit the sign! - Forget the sign. Keep goin'. Perfect. 1268 01:39:48,194 --> 01:39:51,400 - Oh, my God. - I've never felt anything like that before. 1269 01:39:51,464 --> 01:39:53,401 You're damn right. 1270 01:39:53,466 --> 01:39:56,772 They think we're Japs! 1271 01:40:13,252 --> 01:40:15,189 What are you guys shooting at? 1272 01:40:15,254 --> 01:40:17,692 I don't know. Whatever they're shooting at! 1273 01:40:35,210 --> 01:40:37,647 Okay, let's go! 1274 01:40:37,711 --> 01:40:39,881 God, am I in trouble now! 1275 01:40:44,484 --> 01:40:46,921 Aaaah! 1276 01:40:46,988 --> 01:40:49,993 I'm in trouble now! 1277 01:40:52,459 --> 01:40:54,897 Donna! 1278 01:40:54,963 --> 01:40:57,500 Oh, God, I'll be good! 1279 01:40:57,564 --> 01:40:59,501 Quit fooling around! 1280 01:41:01,135 --> 01:41:03,439 Donna! Level it off! 1281 01:41:08,408 --> 01:41:11,046 1282 01:41:11,112 --> 01:41:13,216 1283 01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:15,451 - - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1284 01:41:22,757 --> 01:41:26,130 Sarge, isn't it standard procedure during an air raid to have a blackout? 1285 01:41:26,194 --> 01:41:30,636 - What are all these lights doin' on? - Must be a foul-up somewhere. 1286 01:41:30,698 --> 01:41:33,637 We're gonna have to knock 'em out ourselves. 1287 01:41:33,701 --> 01:41:35,638 Advance me 60 feet, column left! 1288 01:41:35,703 --> 01:41:35,703 Take up a position! I'm gonna douse these lights! 1289 01:41:39,178 --> 01:41:43,717 There's no place like home. 1290 01:41:43,782 --> 01:41:46,721 Kid, you're the greatest trick foot artist I ever seen, 1291 01:41:46,785 --> 01:41:49,724 and I seen 'em all over the world. 1292 01:41:49,788 --> 01:41:52,727 - Just sign right here. Seven-year contract. - Where's Betty? 1293 01:41:52,792 --> 01:41:54,896 - Where's Betty? - She went out there. 1294 01:41:55,995 --> 01:41:58,065 Wait! Hey, wait! 1295 01:41:59,666 --> 01:42:02,404 Whoa! 1296 01:42:12,377 --> 01:42:16,351 Hey, you! You! You with the stripes! 1297 01:42:17,417 --> 01:42:20,188 Be a pal and help me pick up my ammo! 1298 01:42:20,253 --> 01:42:22,256 Yeah, all right! 1299 01:42:26,526 --> 01:42:28,463 Thanks a lot, buddy. 1300 01:42:29,562 --> 01:42:31,499 Okay, forward ho! 1301 01:42:31,564 --> 01:42:33,668 We're gonna draw trajectory on Dumbo! 1302 01:42:41,774 --> 01:42:43,811 Look out! 1303 01:42:43,877 --> 01:42:45,981 Uhh! Tommies! 1304 01:42:46,046 --> 01:42:48,483 - Sarge? - Tommies! The Tommies! 1305 01:42:48,548 --> 01:42:51,654 - Detroit is the arsenal of democracy! - He got knocked on the head. 1306 01:42:51,718 --> 01:42:55,392 - He always did have a glass head. - What are we gonna do? 1307 01:42:55,455 --> 01:42:58,160 You can't go out on me now, Sarge! 1308 01:42:58,225 --> 01:43:02,166 I'll tell you what we're gonna do: go home, paint the scratches on this tank, 1309 01:43:02,229 --> 01:43:05,134 put the sarge to bed and forget this night ever happened! 1310 01:43:05,199 --> 01:43:07,202 I thought- 1311 01:43:07,267 --> 01:43:10,206 Knock out those lights, kid. 1312 01:43:12,906 --> 01:43:15,344 He wants me to knock out the lights. 1313 01:43:15,409 --> 01:43:18,848 See the mess on the streets? I'm not gonna take the rap for this! 1314 01:43:18,912 --> 01:43:21,851 He's that tap-dancin' fry boy from this morning. 1315 01:43:21,915 --> 01:43:25,856 - Yeah, I know, but he's wearin' the stripes. - What'll it be, Sarge? 1316 01:43:27,621 --> 01:43:29,558 Right. 1317 01:43:29,623 --> 01:43:31,560 Let's knock out these lights! 1318 01:43:36,563 --> 01:43:40,404 Ohh! 1319 01:43:52,147 --> 01:43:54,017 Take that, Toio! Take that! 1320 01:44:19,341 --> 01:44:21,812 This... is war. 1321 01:44:24,713 --> 01:44:27,151 Angelo, hurry! My husband is crazy! 1322 01:44:27,216 --> 01:44:30,822 He says he sees Japanese coming from the ocean! 1323 01:44:41,496 --> 01:44:44,468 Eat lead... slant. 1324 01:45:02,718 --> 01:45:06,625 - Has anyone in your command seen these heroes? - No, but we're shooting at 'em. 1325 01:45:06,689 --> 01:45:10,128 Think about this: bombs! I don't hear any bombs! 1326 01:45:10,192 --> 01:45:14,133 If they've come all the way from Asia, don't you think they'd bring a few bombs? 1327 01:45:14,197 --> 01:45:18,371 - I don't know, sir, but- - But nothing! You can't have an air raid without bombs! 1328 01:45:18,435 --> 01:45:20,205 Come on! Fly! 1329 01:45:20,270 --> 01:45:24,177 You can do it! 1330 01:45:30,746 --> 01:45:32,683 Donna, don't worry about this! 1331 01:45:32,748 --> 01:45:37,224 I'm gonna set this baby down if it's the last thing I do. Aaaaah! 1332 01:45:44,593 --> 01:45:47,866 Sayonara, sucker! 1333 01:45:49,933 --> 01:45:53,573 - Donna, are you okay? - Where are we? Where's the door? 1334 01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:58,810 - Aaah! - Ohh! 1335 01:46:01,878 --> 01:46:04,817 Aaah! 1336 01:46:04,881 --> 01:46:07,319 Eecch! Where are we? 1337 01:46:07,385 --> 01:46:11,392 What is this stuff? 1338 01:46:11,455 --> 01:46:14,894 Oh, my God, are we in trouble now. 1339 01:46:19,063 --> 01:46:21,734 What are you shootin' at me for? 1340 01:46:21,798 --> 01:46:24,737 I'm an American! Can't you tell the difference? 1341 01:46:24,801 --> 01:46:28,842 - Holy shit, I'd better get my ass out over the ocean. 1342 01:46:54,336 --> 01:46:57,308 Hey, there's a Kraut on board too. 1343 01:46:57,373 --> 01:47:00,010 We've got the whole damn Axis here. 1344 01:47:00,075 --> 01:47:03,749 - Hey, what're we gonna do? - Defend our homes, Angelo! 1345 01:47:03,812 --> 01:47:07,219 How do you expect to do that, Ward? 1346 01:47:07,283 --> 01:47:10,722 The army gave me a gun. I think it's high time we used it. 1347 01:47:10,786 --> 01:47:12,956 Yeah! 1348 01:47:13,021 --> 01:47:16,294 Hello? Hello? 1349 01:47:16,359 --> 01:47:20,200 Hello! Scioli doesn't answer. 1350 01:47:27,203 --> 01:47:31,110 Aw, Jesus Christ, it's a sub! Look, you guys, a Jap sub! 1351 01:47:33,675 --> 01:47:37,750 Holy shit, Herb! The dummy's right. 1352 01:47:37,814 --> 01:47:41,187 Japs. It's a full-scale invasion. 1353 01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:43,520 Gimme that phone! 1354 01:47:52,295 --> 01:47:55,300 Japs! 1355 01:48:04,741 --> 01:48:06,711 Coordinates, 1305- 1356 01:48:06,776 --> 01:48:09,046 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! 1357 01:48:09,113 --> 01:48:12,953 That's a Japanese Nakaiima Type 97, or I'm a bigger dummy than he is. 1358 01:48:36,373 --> 01:48:39,312 Oh, my God, I'm hit. I'm hit! 1359 01:48:39,376 --> 01:48:41,848 Look at him burn! 1360 01:48:54,091 --> 01:48:57,130 Oh, my God. It's a P-40 Tomahawk. 1361 01:48:57,194 --> 01:48:59,198 It's one of ours. 1362 01:48:59,264 --> 01:49:01,935 Mayday! 1363 01:49:06,471 --> 01:49:09,743 Mayday! Mayday! 1364 01:49:16,247 --> 01:49:19,286 - Hiya, doll. - Oh, God! No! 1365 01:49:22,954 --> 01:49:25,491 Oh! 1366 01:49:25,557 --> 01:49:28,029 That's my kind of girl. 1367 01:49:28,092 --> 01:49:31,766 It's the end of the line, kid. No more games. 1368 01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:37,706 Oh! God! 1369 01:49:43,776 --> 01:49:46,313 Put me down! 1370 01:49:53,852 --> 01:49:56,724 Wally! 1371 01:49:56,789 --> 01:49:59,327 - Wally! - Betty. 1372 01:49:59,391 --> 01:50:04,267 - Let's get this heap turned around now! Left! Now! 1373 01:50:04,330 --> 01:50:06,801 Wally! 1374 01:50:09,501 --> 01:50:12,440 Let's go! Come on, let's move! Move! 1375 01:50:28,387 --> 01:50:31,459 I can't beat you in a fair fight. 1376 01:50:31,523 --> 01:50:34,596 Stupid, I don't fight fair. 1377 01:50:34,661 --> 01:50:36,831 Neither do I. 1378 01:50:38,097 --> 01:50:40,034 Aah! Oh! Gee! 1379 01:50:43,770 --> 01:50:46,375 Hiya, doll. 1380 01:50:46,439 --> 01:50:49,545 Follow that girl! 1381 01:51:05,158 --> 01:51:08,264 Give that back! 1382 01:51:08,328 --> 01:51:11,902 - No! No! No! - Betty! Betty! Betty! 1383 01:51:11,965 --> 01:51:13,968 Wally? 1384 01:51:14,034 --> 01:51:16,238 Wally! 1385 01:51:52,005 --> 01:51:54,643 - Oh- - My- - God! 1386 01:51:54,709 --> 01:51:57,981 Ohhhh! 1387 01:51:58,045 --> 01:52:00,115 Whoa-aah! 1388 01:52:21,102 --> 01:52:24,141 Huh? Hmm. 1389 01:52:25,206 --> 01:52:27,644 Okay, goddamn it! 1390 01:52:27,709 --> 01:52:29,712 Aah! Ohh! Hmm! 1391 01:52:32,581 --> 01:52:35,720 Okay, goddamn it! 1392 01:52:35,784 --> 01:52:40,125 - I think he's gonna jump. - Geronimo! Aha! 1393 01:52:40,187 --> 01:52:43,761 Whoa! Ha-ha! 1394 01:52:43,825 --> 01:52:46,897 Made it! Ha-ha! 1395 01:52:46,962 --> 01:52:49,801 Huh? Oh. 1396 01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:03,885 I lost my plane. 1397 01:53:03,951 --> 01:53:06,388 I lost my plane. 1398 01:53:06,452 --> 01:53:10,293 My- Sub! Jap sub! 1399 01:53:10,356 --> 01:53:12,593 Jap sub! 1400 01:53:12,658 --> 01:53:15,563 Hold on. We'll get you outta here in a second. 1401 01:53:15,629 --> 01:53:18,333 Listen. Kid. You gotta get that sub. 1402 01:53:18,397 --> 01:53:20,400 - What sub? - The Jap sub. 1403 01:53:20,466 --> 01:53:23,271 - Where? - In the ocean, lame-o. 1404 01:53:23,336 --> 01:53:25,774 Offshore near some goddamn amusement park. 1405 01:53:25,839 --> 01:53:28,444 The Japs are at Pacific Ocean Amusement Park? 1406 01:53:28,508 --> 01:53:30,578 That's next door to my parents' house! 1407 01:53:30,644 --> 01:53:32,581 Kid! 1408 01:53:32,646 --> 01:53:35,585 You gotta sink that sub. 1409 01:53:35,649 --> 01:53:38,521 Come on, Sarge. Come on now! Sarge, come on! 1410 01:53:38,585 --> 01:53:41,624 That's it, Sarge. We got a nice pad for that head of yours. 1411 01:53:41,688 --> 01:53:44,025 That's it, Sarge. 1412 01:53:44,090 --> 01:53:47,797 We'll have a drink. 1413 01:53:51,331 --> 01:53:53,635 - Real Japs? - Nah, wooden Japs, Cheetah! 1414 01:53:53,700 --> 01:53:55,770 What do you think? Get me outta here! 1415 01:53:55,836 --> 01:53:58,107 Move it! Move it! 1416 01:53:59,941 --> 01:54:02,078 What the hell is that? 1417 01:54:04,144 --> 01:54:06,515 It appears to be an airplane, sir. 1418 01:54:06,580 --> 01:54:09,653 We tried to hold the block. The plane broke through our perimeter. 1419 01:54:09,717 --> 01:54:12,154 Head down Hollywood Blvd. to Highland! 1420 01:54:12,219 --> 01:54:15,258 Take Highland to Pico! Take Pico to- 1421 01:54:15,322 --> 01:54:18,428 The camp is on your left 1422 01:54:18,493 --> 01:54:21,064 The camp is on to your left 1423 01:54:21,128 --> 01:54:23,533 - - One, two! 1424 01:54:23,598 --> 01:54:26,804 Wait, Sarge! Wait for me, Sarge! Please! Stop! 1425 01:54:28,870 --> 01:54:32,677 - What's that? - It appears to be a large Negro, sir. 1426 01:54:35,276 --> 01:54:37,279 - What's that? - Salesman. - A businessman. 1427 01:54:37,345 --> 01:54:39,282 - Accountant. - A lawyer. 1428 01:54:39,347 --> 01:54:42,051 I'll grease your face with those treads, you punk bastard! 1429 01:54:42,116 --> 01:54:44,286 - And that? - A corporal. 1430 01:54:44,352 --> 01:54:47,725 Stretch! I love you! 1431 01:54:52,360 --> 01:54:55,632 Soldier, are you the pilot of that plane? 1432 01:54:57,432 --> 01:55:01,273 Yes, sir. Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. 1433 01:55:01,336 --> 01:55:03,941 I'm proud to report that I'm the first American... 1434 01:55:04,006 --> 01:55:06,945 to shoot down a Jap plane over the continental United States. 1435 01:55:07,009 --> 01:55:09,614 - You shot down a Jap plane? - Yes, sir. 1436 01:55:09,678 --> 01:55:11,782 A Mitsubishi lero, sir. 1437 01:55:11,847 --> 01:55:14,451 Got back some of that scrap metal we sold 'em. 1438 01:55:14,516 --> 01:55:16,987 Blew the livin' hell outta him right into the Stone Age. 1439 01:55:17,052 --> 01:55:20,091 We just got a report that a plane went down in the La Brea Tar Pits. 1440 01:55:20,154 --> 01:55:22,959 That's him! That's gotta be the one! I told you I shot him down. 1441 01:55:23,025 --> 01:55:25,296 - Is that a Jap plane? - They don't know. 1442 01:55:25,361 --> 01:55:29,167 What do you mean they don't know? Of course it was a Jap plane. 1443 01:55:29,231 --> 01:55:33,539 - You don't think I'd shoot down one of our own, do ya? - I'm not so sure. 1444 01:55:33,602 --> 01:55:37,943 The plane's not important. What's important is the submarine! The sub! 1445 01:55:38,006 --> 01:55:41,179 Submarine? Shot down a Jap sub too. 1446 01:55:41,243 --> 01:55:43,714 No, sir. I could have, though. 1447 01:55:43,779 --> 01:55:45,916 I had him in my sights. 1448 01:55:45,982 --> 01:55:48,786 I had that bastard right where I wanted him. 1449 01:55:48,851 --> 01:55:53,227 But I caught it in the radiator. He's still out there! 1450 01:55:53,288 --> 01:55:57,262 What about that plane? There must be a pilot. 1451 01:55:58,527 --> 01:56:02,001 That is the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. 1452 01:56:03,666 --> 01:56:06,738 How many more like him do you think are up there? 1453 01:56:08,370 --> 01:56:10,842 Get outta here! 1454 01:56:14,778 --> 01:56:17,149 Aw, look. A baby wolf. 1455 01:56:17,212 --> 01:56:19,149 Where? 1456 01:56:31,428 --> 01:56:34,634 Gus, you can get into anything. Open up this ammunition. 1457 01:56:34,697 --> 01:56:36,967 - Yes, sir. - Stevie, round up the neighbors. 1458 01:56:37,034 --> 01:56:39,638 I'm going to need help getting this gun over to where I can get a clear shot. 1459 01:56:39,702 --> 01:56:41,639 - Macey, stay close. - Yes, sir! 1460 01:56:41,704 --> 01:56:43,975 That nice soldier told you not to touch the ordnance. 1461 01:56:44,041 --> 01:56:46,211 Don't you think you should call the army? 1462 01:56:46,276 --> 01:56:48,814 The army doesn't know what they're doing. I can handle this. 1463 01:56:48,879 --> 01:56:53,287 - Ward, you're acting like Errol Flynn! - Joan, damn it! Shut up! 1464 01:56:53,349 --> 01:56:55,386 Porca miseria! I just remembered. 1465 01:56:55,452 --> 01:56:59,259 I got two guys stuck on top of the ferris wheel. Somebody's gotta get 'em down. 1466 01:56:59,322 --> 01:57:02,595 Macey, get on your bike, get over to the amusement pier. 1467 01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:05,999 - I gotta watch you sink the sub! - That's an order, son. 1468 01:57:06,063 --> 01:57:10,004 - Yes, sir. - Kid, this is the key to the control box in the ferris wheel. 1469 01:57:10,067 --> 01:57:13,339 - I know. I know, I know. - Don't touch anything red or silver. 1470 01:57:13,404 --> 01:57:15,341 - Yeah, I know. I know. - Only blue. 1471 01:57:15,406 --> 01:57:18,845 Okay, everybody, over here! Get on this gun. We gotta move it over there! 1472 01:57:18,909 --> 01:57:20,846 We're sinking a Japanese sub tonight. 1473 01:57:24,014 --> 01:57:28,855 to your left 1474 01:57:28,919 --> 01:57:31,357 Hey, Betty, there's Officer Miller! 1475 01:57:31,422 --> 01:57:33,959 That's the flatfoot who sent me up the river! 1476 01:57:34,025 --> 01:57:36,796 They're comin' up the beach right now. 1477 01:57:38,129 --> 01:57:41,001 Hey, Miller, Look at me! 1478 01:57:41,066 --> 01:57:43,403 Wally! 1479 01:57:43,467 --> 01:57:46,573 Hey, Miller, don't you know it's a blackout? Turn out your lights! 1480 01:57:59,184 --> 01:58:02,958 - How'd you like that? - I liked it just fine. 1481 01:58:05,156 --> 01:58:08,763 Are you sure you wanna go through with this, Ward? 1482 01:58:10,695 --> 01:58:12,632 Okay. Okay. 1483 01:58:12,697 --> 01:58:15,636 Now, we do this. 1484 01:58:15,700 --> 01:58:19,374 Watch it! Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh! 1485 01:58:19,437 --> 01:58:21,574 Whoa! All right. 1486 01:58:24,676 --> 01:58:27,715 There! There. Got him right in my sights. 1487 01:58:35,754 --> 01:58:38,159 I don't think you're gonna hit him. 1488 01:58:51,570 --> 01:58:54,509 I can't believe it. Why aren't they shooting back? 1489 01:58:54,574 --> 01:58:56,577 They can't see us, that's why. 1490 01:59:20,366 --> 01:59:25,609 Do not... push a clip of ammunition into the feed rollers here. 1491 01:59:31,548 --> 01:59:34,120 - Son of a- - 1492 01:59:38,555 --> 01:59:41,327 - Oh, honey, I saw that movie. Watch this. 1493 01:59:51,268 --> 01:59:54,742 Goin' my way, sister? 1494 01:59:54,805 --> 01:59:57,376 Son of a bitch stole my tank. 1495 01:59:57,440 --> 02:00:02,450 First he gets egg on my uniform; then he steals my girl; then he steals my tank. 1496 02:00:02,513 --> 02:00:05,785 - That's the tank I sent to get that sub. - Yeah. 1497 02:00:05,850 --> 02:00:08,855 - Near some amusement park. - Yeah, that's right. 1498 02:00:08,919 --> 02:00:12,826 - You know where it is? - Yeah, sure. 1499 02:00:12,890 --> 02:00:15,295 Get in. 1500 02:00:16,660 --> 02:00:20,467 - Come on! Go! Go! Go, goddamn it! - Let's go! 1501 02:00:26,804 --> 02:00:28,774 Turn right! Turn right here! 1502 02:00:52,597 --> 02:00:54,867 I'm a bug! 1503 02:01:39,111 --> 02:01:42,685 You should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear. 1504 02:01:42,748 --> 02:01:44,818 Let's get outta here! 1505 02:01:44,884 --> 02:01:47,990 Do not restore the lever to the firing position. 1506 02:01:48,054 --> 02:01:52,763 - Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. 1507 02:01:54,260 --> 02:01:56,865 Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara. 1508 02:01:58,164 --> 02:02:00,969 Lots of luck. 1509 02:02:04,136 --> 02:02:06,741 And never ever, under any circumstances, 1510 02:02:06,806 --> 02:02:09,711 should you disperse- 1511 02:02:09,775 --> 02:02:12,213 Never ever, under any circumsta- 1512 02:02:13,746 --> 02:02:16,084 Oh! 1513 02:02:16,149 --> 02:02:18,520 Foot trigger! 1514 02:02:20,253 --> 02:02:22,958 Whoa-oh-oh! 1515 02:02:45,012 --> 02:02:48,652 I think about 150 to 200 dollars will fix that. 1516 02:02:50,884 --> 02:02:53,322 Did it get 'em? Did it get 'em? 1517 02:02:53,388 --> 02:02:55,692 Close, Ward. Close. 1518 02:02:55,756 --> 02:02:59,263 Let's get this back out there. I'll- I'll blast 'em again. 1519 02:03:00,361 --> 02:03:02,298 All right. 1520 02:03:20,915 --> 02:03:24,554 - - Great, we're lost! Where the hell is it? 1521 02:03:24,618 --> 02:03:27,190 - By the ocean. - The ocean? That's left. 1522 02:03:27,255 --> 02:03:29,192 - No, straight. Right. - Straight? 1523 02:03:29,257 --> 02:03:32,496 - Right or straight? - I said straight, goddamn it! 1524 02:03:32,560 --> 02:03:35,198 - Sayonara, sucker. - What are you doing? 1525 02:03:35,263 --> 02:03:38,435 1526 02:03:42,604 --> 02:03:44,306 Geronimo! 1527 02:04:01,823 --> 02:04:05,830 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1528 02:04:05,893 --> 02:04:10,002 1529 02:04:10,065 --> 02:04:12,636 Hey, quit rockin' the car! 1530 02:04:12,700 --> 02:04:16,007 - Yeah, quit rockin' the car. - Shut up! I wasn't rockin' it. 1531 02:04:16,071 --> 02:04:18,308 Hey! 1532 02:04:18,373 --> 02:04:18,373 - Hey, you guys! I'm supposed to get you down! - Thank Christ! 1533 02:04:29,722 --> 02:04:33,428 It rolls easy once it gets started. Just kiss it. 1534 02:04:33,492 --> 02:04:36,665 Don't worry, Ward. Gentle as a baby. 1535 02:04:42,935 --> 02:04:46,442 - There goes Dad! - Watch out! 1536 02:04:49,242 --> 02:04:51,646 Open the door! 1537 02:04:54,514 --> 02:04:58,188 1538 02:05:08,929 --> 02:05:11,066 - Dad! - You're gonna wreck the whole house! 1539 02:05:11,131 --> 02:05:15,038 Boys, go to your room and don't come down until I call you! 1540 02:05:15,101 --> 02:05:18,607 - You're ruining Christmas! - Gliding it out! 1541 02:05:18,672 --> 02:05:21,310 Ooh! 1542 02:05:21,374 --> 02:05:24,480 - Too much. - You wrecked the stairs! 1543 02:05:24,544 --> 02:05:28,686 - Which one do I pull? - The one on the right. No, the one on the left. 1544 02:05:32,352 --> 02:05:34,724 Wait! W-Wait! Wait! Wait! Ooh! 1545 02:05:36,022 --> 02:05:39,294 Coming back! 1546 02:05:46,701 --> 02:05:49,339 Now I've got 'em! 1547 02:05:49,403 --> 02:05:52,107 Ward Douglas, don't you dare... 1548 02:05:52,173 --> 02:05:54,510 fire that gun in this hou- 1549 02:06:05,252 --> 02:06:08,691 Whoa! 1550 02:06:12,493 --> 02:06:15,131 Boy, that was fun! 1551 02:06:19,233 --> 02:06:22,773 Whew! Wow! 1552 02:06:30,144 --> 02:06:32,281 "Warning! Do not... 1553 02:06:32,346 --> 02:06:34,183 turn on... 1554 02:06:34,248 --> 02:06:37,888 switch. " 1555 02:06:37,952 --> 02:06:40,156 Yeah! 1556 02:06:50,732 --> 02:06:54,473 Oh, my God! That's the wrong switch! 1557 02:06:58,140 --> 02:07:01,379 Turn off those lights, you little asshole! 1558 02:07:15,090 --> 02:07:18,563 - Oh, my God. - Trapped like beavers. 1559 02:07:44,420 --> 02:07:47,492 Hollywood. 1560 02:07:54,097 --> 02:07:56,601 Hollywood. 1561 02:08:17,754 --> 02:08:21,026 Give us this day our daily bread and deliver us from evil. 1562 02:08:21,090 --> 02:08:24,029 And please don't let me go to the same place he goes. 1563 02:08:28,197 --> 02:08:31,102 Oh, my God! 1564 02:08:37,808 --> 02:08:41,715 I can't stop it! 1565 02:09:05,569 --> 02:09:07,105 Ma! 1566 02:10:15,674 --> 02:10:18,546 Banzai! Banzai! 1567 02:10:18,611 --> 02:10:21,182 - Good-bye, Hollywood! - Banzai! 1568 02:10:32,925 --> 02:10:36,866 Hey, are you okay? You all right? 1569 02:10:39,331 --> 02:10:41,601 Boy, that was fun. Can we do it again? 1570 02:10:41,667 --> 02:10:43,771 - You wanna do it again? - I wanna do it again. 1571 02:10:43,836 --> 02:10:43,836 You really wanna do it again? 1572 02:10:57,921 --> 02:11:00,726 I blew the exhaust manifold! 1573 02:11:06,530 --> 02:11:09,903 - There's the ocean! Hang a right! - Who cares about the ocean? 1574 02:11:31,889 --> 02:11:34,327 Get it off me! 1575 02:11:34,391 --> 02:11:38,732 - Hey, hey, hey! Get in the back of the tank. 1576 02:11:47,839 --> 02:11:50,276 Wait for me. 1577 02:11:53,845 --> 02:11:55,782 - Betty! - Macey! 1578 02:11:55,847 --> 02:11:57,784 - How's Mom and Dad? - They're fine. 1579 02:11:59,717 --> 02:12:02,656 - Who knows how to load this gun? - He does. 1580 02:12:10,495 --> 02:12:13,467 Banzai! 1581 02:12:25,543 --> 02:12:29,350 Give me that! Give me that! Give me that! Give me that! Give me that! 1582 02:12:31,816 --> 02:12:35,256 - What's that? - Uh, here, hold this. 1583 02:12:37,789 --> 02:12:40,194 Now, Sarge, 1584 02:12:40,258 --> 02:12:42,695 what is the loading and firing procedure... 1585 02:12:42,760 --> 02:12:45,298 for the 75-millimeter cannon? 1586 02:12:45,363 --> 02:12:47,801 - There are five basic components... - This is it. 1587 02:12:47,866 --> 02:12:50,303 to the new General Motors electric refrigerator. 1588 02:12:50,368 --> 02:12:52,472 - One, a freon compressor; - What? 1589 02:12:52,537 --> 02:12:56,544 - two, the freon tube; three, the power transformer- - No, no. Sarge. No, Sarge. 1590 02:13:18,130 --> 02:13:21,370 Geronimo! 1591 02:13:40,586 --> 02:13:43,893 Whoa! It's turning! Look, it's pointing this way! 1592 02:13:53,432 --> 02:13:56,539 - Torpedo! - Torpedo! 1593 02:14:16,923 --> 02:14:19,495 Blackout! Blackout! Douse those street lights! 1594 02:14:22,063 --> 02:14:24,867 Kill that theater marquee! 1595 02:14:59,633 --> 02:15:02,739 I made it! It's me, you yellow bastards! 1596 02:15:05,106 --> 02:15:09,448 Come on! It's me, Wild Bill Kelso! 1597 02:15:17,384 --> 02:15:20,423 I know you're in there, you yellow-bellied zipperheads! 1598 02:15:28,096 --> 02:15:31,769 Wally, did we get 'em? 1599 02:15:31,833 --> 02:15:34,939 I think so. She's going down. 1600 02:15:37,873 --> 02:15:41,112 All right! Hey! Where are ya? 1601 02:15:42,844 --> 02:15:46,785 Oh, Geronimo! 1602 02:15:49,383 --> 02:15:52,923 All right! My name is Wild Bill Kelso. 1603 02:15:52,988 --> 02:15:55,526 And don't you... shoot. 1604 02:15:57,559 --> 02:15:59,996 All right, turn this tub around. 1605 02:16:00,061 --> 02:16:02,566 You're taking me to Tokyo. 1606 02:16:04,367 --> 02:16:06,471 Anybody got a light? 1607 02:16:20,615 --> 02:16:23,287 ...out of a brilliant blue western sky, 1608 02:16:23,352 --> 02:16:26,524 - foreign aircraft, flying both in large formation and singly, 1609 02:16:26,588 --> 02:16:28,926 flew over Southern California last night... 1610 02:16:28,991 --> 02:16:31,462 - and drew heavy barrages of antiaircraft fire- 1611 02:16:31,526 --> 02:16:36,637 the first ever to sound over United States continental soil against an enemy invader. 1612 02:16:36,699 --> 02:16:39,503 No bombs were reported dropped. 1613 02:16:39,568 --> 02:16:42,273 Shortly before 10:00 p. m., police reported... 1614 02:16:42,338 --> 02:16:45,611 that an airplane had been shot down into the La Brea Tar Pits. 1615 02:16:45,675 --> 02:16:47,779 In other parts of the city, 1616 02:16:47,844 --> 02:16:50,683 Fifth Column acts were reported during the air raid. 1617 02:16:50,746 --> 02:16:53,985 - Mysterious lights were spotted in many locales. 1618 02:16:54,050 --> 02:16:56,422 In the Tarzana hills, Burbank police... 1619 02:16:56,485 --> 02:16:59,122 saw a string of lights in a "V" form, 1620 02:16:59,188 --> 02:17:01,626 pointing toward the Lockheed Aircraft plant. 1621 02:17:01,691 --> 02:17:04,430 All right, fall in the yard! Fall in the yard, men! 1622 02:17:04,493 --> 02:17:08,367 Foley, Jones, Reese, Hinshaw! Ten-hut! 1623 02:17:10,033 --> 02:17:12,470 ...and immediately Army searchlights shot into the sky. 1624 02:17:12,535 --> 02:17:14,472 Sergeant, what happened here? 1625 02:17:14,537 --> 02:17:18,177 Sir, while suppressing a riot on Hollywood Blvd. last night with our tank, 1626 02:17:18,242 --> 02:17:20,679 I... was, uh, struck unconscious. 1627 02:17:20,743 --> 02:17:23,181 My men, however, received a report about a Japanese sub... 1628 02:17:23,247 --> 02:17:25,752 off the Santa Monica Pier from a downed Army Air Corps captain. 1629 02:17:25,816 --> 02:17:28,387 They responded immediately, went to the objective and at about 2300 hours... 1630 02:17:28,452 --> 02:17:30,857 - they engaged the enemy. - Damage? 1631 02:17:30,921 --> 02:17:35,162 Uh, the Japanese sunk both our tank and, uh, the ferris wheel, sir. 1632 02:17:35,225 --> 02:17:38,130 I think we hit the sub. I saw it go down! 1633 02:17:38,195 --> 02:17:40,833 You see, sir, I- 1634 02:17:40,898 --> 02:17:44,004 Donna! Donna! Donna! Not now! 1635 02:17:44,067 --> 02:17:46,872 Oh, honey. 1636 02:17:46,937 --> 02:17:51,211 - My girlfriend was there- There was this wild man- - Is this a long story? 1637 02:17:51,275 --> 02:17:53,212 - Yes, sir. - Then save it. 1638 02:17:53,278 --> 02:17:55,882 Sir, I'd like to say something. 1639 02:18:04,355 --> 02:18:07,094 We've been through a lot, all of us. 1640 02:18:07,158 --> 02:18:10,264 We faced the enemy for the first time last night, 1641 02:18:10,328 --> 02:18:12,498 right in our own backyards, 1642 02:18:12,562 --> 02:18:14,666 and we came together, 1643 02:18:14,731 --> 02:18:19,507 put our differences aside and carried on the true spirit of America. 1644 02:18:19,569 --> 02:18:23,945 I think no matter what happens, what sacrifices we have to face, 1645 02:18:24,008 --> 02:18:27,514 we can carry forward like Americans. 1646 02:18:29,447 --> 02:18:29,447 While we're doing our repairs, I'm going to hang this wreath on my front door. 1647 02:18:35,323 --> 02:18:38,062 This symbol of Christmas, 1648 02:18:38,126 --> 02:18:40,129 this symbol of peace. 1649 02:18:40,195 --> 02:18:43,535 I just want to remind us all that we're not going to let... 1650 02:18:43,598 --> 02:18:46,837 a bunch of treacherous enemy killjoys... 1651 02:18:47,936 --> 02:18:50,274 ruin our Christmas. 1652 02:19:12,128 --> 02:19:14,599 Boy, that's great! 1653 02:19:17,699 --> 02:19:20,371 What? 1654 02:19:29,912 --> 02:19:33,118 - You're gonna need tanks for the Burma road, sir. 1655 02:19:33,182 --> 02:19:35,787 I'm just a sergeant, but I'm a great mechanic. 1656 02:19:35,852 --> 02:19:38,891 You know, this year wasn't the big year of the war, '41. 1657 02:19:38,955 --> 02:19:42,227 I think the really big year is going to be 1942. 1658 02:19:42,291 --> 02:19:45,798 Let go of me! 1659 02:19:48,432 --> 02:19:51,337 It's gonna be a long war. 1660 02:19:54,138 --> 02:19:56,976 Let me go! Let me go! 1661 02:20:32,080 --> 02:20:34,685 Oh! Open the door! 1662 02:20:34,749 --> 02:20:37,855 Whoa-ohhh! 1663 02:20:53,102 --> 02:20:57,510 That is the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. 1664 02:21:05,881 --> 02:21:08,185 Torpedo! 1665 02:21:10,753 --> 02:21:14,025 It was on that radio there! 1666 02:21:14,089 --> 02:21:16,694 Ohhhh! 1667 02:21:16,759 --> 02:21:19,865 Jesus Christ, it's a sub! Look, you guys, a Jap sub! 1668 02:21:19,928 --> 02:21:22,733 I can't beat you in a fair fight. 1669 02:21:27,470 --> 02:21:30,041 Back! Back! 1670 02:21:30,105 --> 02:21:32,275 They're rioting in the street, sir. 1671 02:21:32,341 --> 02:21:35,246 Whoa-aah! 1672 02:21:35,311 --> 02:21:37,815 Let's get outta here! 1673 02:21:40,450 --> 02:21:43,289 Hi, Stretch! 1674 02:21:43,353 --> 02:21:45,757 Close, Ward. Close. 1675 02:21:45,821 --> 02:21:48,493 That reminds me. Kill them cockroaches in that flour sack. 1676 02:21:48,558 --> 02:21:51,897 Look at that! 1677 02:21:51,960 --> 02:21:54,165 There goes Dad! 1678 02:21:54,230 --> 02:21:54,230 Kill a few Krauts for me, huh?